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Court Painter seen with his favourite number painting.

Most are familiar with the expression to ‘look like a million dollars’ as to look extremely attractive and well-dressed.

Court Painter and his press attache AHM conducted a photo shoot to illustrate how to ‘look like a trillion dollars’, expressed by two satyr-like figures of the arts. Drink it in, this is what the morbidly rich future looks like!

We’re fast approaching the era of the trillionaire. What can we do to stop it?

In the fight for a balanced economy and healthier democracy, the increasing power of the ultra-rich is a calamity we cannot afford

Atossa Araxia Abrahamian Feb 5/24 The Guardian

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• https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/feb/05/trillionaire-economy-democracy-ultra-rich?CMP=share_btn_link

COURT PAINTER

PRESS ATTACHE AHM

‘To celebrate the annual meeting of the World Economic Forum, Oxfam releases a study of how much of the world’s wealth the ultra-rich own. This year’s was a doozy. The five richest men in the world were revealed to have doubled their wealth in the years since 2020. Seven of the 10 biggest corporations in the world have a billionaire as their CEO or principal shareholder. Combined, the value of these companies – which include Apple, Microsoft and Saudi Aramco – exceeds the GDP of every single country in Africa and Latin America combined. That’s 87 countries: virtually everything bought, sold, consumed produced and dreamed up by two billion people in a whole year.

The charity also reported that, within a decade, the world will probably see its first trillionaire. A trillion is a number (it’s one followed by 12 zeros) to numb the mind.’

Court Painter

Press Attache AHM

Court Painter

Press Attache AHM

Court Painter seen with studio assistant scheduling his next hair & ink appointment.

Court Painter seen placing his order for 12 tubes of Rose Madder.

It is a clandestine whisper, shrouded in the mists of obscurity, that the illustrious Court Painter has been an ardent Swifty devotee of the enchanting songstress Taylor Swift for an epoch spanning back to the annals of 2017. It was during that ethereal year that the celestial aura of Miss Swift graced one of Court Painter’s brooding compositions; and later in November of 2018, the cameo appearances in the critically acclaimed attempt at a do-over of conservative politician Andrew Scheer… weaving her essence into the very fabric of his artistic opus. From those fateful creative moments to almost the present epoch, their destinies have been interwoven in an estranged tapestry of symbiotic admiration.

Whispers among the cognoscenti reveal that Miss Swift herself has bestowed upon Court Painter the epithet of a steadfast ally during the tempestuous tempests that beset her illustrious career. She has murmured ruefully of her remorse that her recent conquests upon the grand stage of fame and her newfound fascination with the hallowed sport of football have left her bereft of even a moment to return Court Painter’s persistent calls.

Undaunted by the vagaries of fate, Court Painter, with heart aglow and brush poised, takes pride in presenting to the discerning eye a plethora of cameos capturing the essence of his cherished confidante, Taylor Swift, in her myriad guises and ephemeral apparitions presently resting in deep studio storage at an undisclosed location.

The DO-OVER series featured Taylor doing her best to convince Andrew Scheer that a do-over would improve his image and future political prospects.

A brooding Court Painter in front of portrait of he and Taylor during the good old times.

The world’s most famous painting was the focus of yet another demonstration on Sunday January 28/24. when activists from environmental group Riposte Alimentaire splattered Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa with pumpkin soup. The protest at famed Paris museum the Louvre was an effort to draw attention to food insecurity in France, the organization said. The painting, which is encased in a sheet of bulletproof glass, was not damaged in the incident.

Court Painter was quick to take advantage and monetize the vandalism by whipping off two Variations on the Mona Lisa based on recent internet images. He plans on holding an auction at his Inglewood studio after the bars close.

Former President Trump discusses appeal with his new lawyer after $83.3 million loss in defamation case.

Tucker Carlson without makeup

Back at work in Alberta after two weeks of vacation, Premier Danielle Smith chose as her first public appearance in 2024 a conversation on stage with Tucker Carlson, the U.S. commentator whose views and remarks became too much for his Fox News bosses to tolerate.

On Tuesday night, they enjoyed a private dinner together in Calgary, these two former mainstream broadcasters, one now a government leader and one who’s fielded speculation about becoming Donald Trump’s vice-presidential running mate.

“And had the best time, thank you,” Carlson told Smith at the start of their 17 minutes together at his sold-out speaking event. “Thank you for letting me, a rank foreigner, ask you questions.”

Source: CBC News

Premier Smith clutching a prairie dog

Jordan Peterson posing with a money maker

Conrad Black Lord Backwater

Portrait of W Brett Wilson

All the RIGHT people were there

Court Painter & All the RIGHT people

Court Painter & All the RIGHT peeps

Where in hell was Rex, fanboy of all the RIGHT guests !

Editors note: Because many subscribers may be triggered by the Atomic Clock warning ,Court Painter has decided to include a series of jester/clown paintings as an antidote.Enjoy!

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists said on Tuesday (January 23/24) it believes the world is, metaphorically, still 90 seconds away from midnight, or “global catastrophe.”

• It first set the clock at 90 seconds to midnight last year, citing the climate crisis and Russia’s thinly veiled threats to use nuclear weapons throughout its unprovoked invasion of Ukraine.

How it works: The clock is the bulletin’s metaphorical depiction of how close it believes the world is to a global collapse based on several factors, though nuclear weapons have been its primary focus since it first appeared in the early days of the Cold War.

Of note: The group said the rise of artificial intelligence is a potential threat. It also warned that AI may be abused to further undermine democratic institutions by magnifying disinformation.

• Additionally, AI paired with new biological technologies, like genetic engineering, may “radically empower individuals to misuse biology,” the bulletin said.

The bottom line: The group said Russia using nuclear weapons in its invasion of Ukraine “remains a serious possibility.” It pointed out Russia’s transfer of nuclear weapons to Belarus last year and threats made by advisors to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

• Another major cause for concern is new nuclear weapon spending by the U.S., China and Russia. It could trigger a three-way nuclear arms race as each nation seeks to surpass others in nuclear capabilities, the group warned.
• The continued erosion of a nuclear reduction treaty between the U.S. and Russia and a global ban on new nuclear weapons tests also heighten the threat of nuclear weapons, the bulletin said.
• It added the continued nuclear pursuits by Iran and North Korea and nuclear expansion in Pakistan and India have also contributed to the growing threat.

Selected from Source: AXIOS January 23/24

Court Painter calls upon his poet in residence Chatterley Gasp Parsnip Thunderbuns (Chat GPT) to rhyme the news headlines of January 23/24

In a courthouse, it’s declared askew,

The Liberals erred, actions misconstrued.

Emergencies Act, a tool too severe,

In quelling “Freedom Convoy,” the judge made it clear.

A Doomsday Clock, ticking for years seventy-seven,

No ordinary timepiece, a judgment from heaven.

It gauges our closeness to world demise,

Created by scientists, with atomic ties.

On Tuesday it chimed, a harrowing sound,

Ninety seconds to midnight, all fears compound.

Closer than ever, the hour draws near,

Bulletin of Scientists, a warning sincere.

NL Liberal MHA, Bragg at 59, no more,

In the political dance, RIP, out the door.

Under Liberal-NDP pact, Trudeau holds the crown,

What’s left to achieve, as power passes down?

Generation Z, a voter’s new song,

Issues over parties, where they belong.

Ottawa caps students, Thunder Bay’s strife,

New solutions rise for the housing life.

Doug Ford’s office whispers, a land swap tale,

Internal emails tell, the truth set sail.

Lost Canadians’ victory, no appeal in the air,

Feds stand firm, on citizenship affair.

Live Updates flash, DeSantis steps away,

Trump and Haley chase votes, in the New Hampshire fray.

Israeli forces storm, Khan Younis ablaze,

Bloodiest fight of 2024, a haunting phase.

Poland’s prime minister, Ukraine in sight,

Support for Kyiv, against Russia’s might.

China’s move to support yuan, markets tumble,

Exclusive news breaks, in a financial rumble.

Iran’s hand in Yemen, rebel ship attacks,

US Navy’s word, no room for lax.

Directly involved, the Middle East cries,

A tale of conflict, where truth often lies.

Meanwhile back at the National Post

 Introducing the Court Painter Grifter Method Wrinkle Free Skincare Line! 

Before and after comparisons provided for proof that you to can be wrinkle proof!

Dive into the world of internationally acclaimed artist, Court Painter, and discover the secret behind his ethereally wrinkle free skin – the envy of admirers worldwide! While his artistic prowess and controversial acclaim have been the talk of the town, we’ve uncovered the ultimate key to his radiant glow. Brace yourselves for the revelation: Court Painter is possibly the dewiest ,smoothest living artist, and now you too can bask in his luminosity!

 Behold the Grifter Method Wrinkle Free Skincare Line – a revolutionary blend of artistry and beauty that transcends boundaries. Developed in collaboration with the enigmatic Press Attache and Marketing Guru, AHM, the Grifter Method is more than a skincare line; it’s a bold artistic move that not only enhances your facial elasticity but smooths out your first impression and solidifies Court Painter’s status as the “opportunist of late capitalism.”

 Immerse yourself in the Court Painter experience with the Grifter Wrinkle Free Skincare Method, an extension of the thriving Court Painter’s The Pleasure of Painting platform in which picture-perfect instruction cards guide you through life with art fixes with prompts like “Paint a picture as slowly as you can.” Celebrities swear by Court Painter, but let’s be real – they also benefit from being insanely rich. To join the elite dewy wrinkle free skin club, snag the early-access Court Painter Grifter Method Wrinkle Free Face Lotion for just $9.99 down $9.99 for weeks after.(prices negotiable upon request)

“Our true longevity isn’t just in how long we must live with our face, but in the ancient knowledge that it can always be improved,” exclaims Court Painter in a mesmerizing promotional video. Watch as aesthetics reminiscent of his captivating yet depressing art videos unfold, with hands adorned in snake skin gloves, and meaningful blue eyed stares into the camera. Some even claim to feel their wrinkles falling away as the aging process reverses, just by witnessing the video!

 Unveil the healing philosophy through grifting with Court Painter’s all-grift wrinkle free products. The Grifter Method Wrinkle Free Face Lotion acts as a cleanser, exfoliant, and moisturizer all in one – a trifecta of skincare wonders. Ingredients like zinc white,lead white and titanium white, known for inducing a sense of well-being, redefine the boundaries of radiant skin. Who knew putting them on your face could be as transformative as putting them on a canvas?

 Whether it’s “healing through grifting” or embracing the art of the grift , Court Painter invites you to ask yourself a crucial question: How dewy and wrinkle free do you want to be in 2024? The artist is present, ready to elevate your skincare routine, and standing by to take your credit card information. Don’t miss your chance to glow like a living masterpiece – embrace the Grifter Method of Wrinkle Free Skincare today! 

Marina Abramović

• https://hyperallergic.com/866567/marina-abramovics-latest-performance-is-skincare/

Loblaw’s CEO trotting out max discount on expiring items. Discount Down Profit Up

• https://calgaryherald.com/news/canada/loblaw-stores-ending-50-discount-expiring-items/wcm/c8afbc73-82f7-44a7-8aa8-3ef259a1b3c4

Amid rising food costs, many Canadians rely on discounts to feed their families. But it just got a little harder to find a deal.

Loblaw Companies Ltd. has changed their policy on expiring items, decreasing their discounts on perishable foods, such as meat, fruit and vegetables, from 30-50 per cent to a maximum 30 per cent per item.

The grocery chain did not publicly announce the price change in Loblaw-owned stores. Instead, it was discovered by Dalhousie University’s Agri-Food Analytics Lab, to whom Loblaw confirmed the change.

Source: Calgary Herald

Galen Weston took in $8.4 million in total compensation in the 2022 fiscal year in his role at the head of Loblaw Companies Ltd.

Loblaw 2023 THIRD QUARTER HIGHLIGHTS :

NEWS PROVIDED BY Loblaw Companies Limited  15 Nov, 2023, 06:30 ET

• Revenue was $18,265 million, an increase of $877 million, or 5.0%.
• Retail segment sales were $17,982 million, an increase of $852 million, or 5.0%.
  • Food Retail (Loblaw) same-stores sales increased by 4.5%.
  • Drug Retail (Shoppers Drug Mart) same-store sales increased by 4.6%, with front store same-store sales growth of 1.8% and pharmacy same-store sales growth of 7.4%.
• E-commerce sales increased by 13.6%.
• Operating income was $1,065 million, an increase of $74 million, or 7.5%.
• Adjusted EBITDA⁽²⁾ was $1,926 million, an increase of $80 million, or 4.3%.
• Retail segment adjusted gross profit percentage⁽²⁾ was 30.6%, a decrease of 20 basis points.
• Net earnings available to common shareholders of the Company were $621 million, an increase of $65 million or 11.7%. Diluted net earnings per common share were $1.95, an increase of $0.26, or 15.4%.
• Adjusted net earnings available to common shareholders of the Company⁽²⁾ were $719 million, an increase of $56 million, or 8.4%.
• Adjusted diluted net earnings per common share⁽²⁾ were $2.26, an increase of $0.25 or 12.4%.
• Repurchased for cancellation 2.9 million common shares at a cost of $341 million and invested $676 million in capital expenditures, net of proceeds from property disposals. Free cash flow⁽²⁾ used in the Retail segment was $663 million.