bring it on mothertucker…

Tucker Carlson Calls For USA to Invade Canada: ‘Why Don’t We Liberate It?’

By Aidan McLaughlin Jan 27th, 2023, 10:17 am  MEDIAite

Fox News host Tucker Carlson called on the United States to invade Canada in baffling comments during an interview Thursday.

In an interview with Hillsdale College professor David Azerrad, a Canadian, Carlson brought up the “authoritarian government” of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and its response to the 2022 trucker protest in which opponents of vaccine mandates blockaded the streets of Ottawa.

“I’m completely in favor of a Bay of Pigs operation to liberate that country,” Carlson said. “Why should we stand back and let our biggest trading partner, the country with which we share the longest border — and actually, I’ll just say, a great country, I love Canada, I’ve always loved Canada because of its natural beauty — why should we let it become Cuba?”

He proposed that the invasion of Canada would be a better use of America’s military might than supporting Ukraine in its fight against the Russian invasion.

“Why don’t we liberate it?” Carlson asked. “We’re spending all this money to liberate Ukraine from the Russians, why are we not sending an armed force north to liberate Canada from Trudeau?”

If you thought Carlson was joking, think again. At the end of his proposal, he added: “And, I mean it.”

Canadian military intelligence has determined the leadership and planned boots on the ground that constitute the mothertucker’s invasion force!

The liberation force brain trust

Donald Trump Junior

Eric Trump

Jared Kushner

Court Painter seen with painting of the invasion force boots on the ground specimens

The Great Dominion also known as Canada has a variety of powerful forces to draw upon should any invasion forces attempt to breach our southern border.

Take this as a warning you mothertucker!


Court Painter highly recommends this recent YOUTUBE interview on the absurdity of American national security system.It is not a barrel of laughs!

Editors note: The Canadian Security Intelligence Service /CSIS also remains mostly secret because it is impolite to ask questions.


TOP SECRET: Our Classified Documents System Is [Redacted] | The Problem With Jon Stewart Podcast

The media is chasing the classified documents fiasco like it’s spy vs. spy, Trump vs. Biden. But on this week’s episode, we’re breaking down the absurdity of a national security system that makes it so darn easy to hoard classified documents. We’re joined by Matthew Connelly, professor of history at Columbia and author of “The Declassification Engine: What History Reveals about America’s Top Secrets,” who gives us the inside scoop on how unwieldy our system for keeping state secrets has become, who it’s really designed to protect, and how we might revamp it so that it actually, you know, can keep a secret.

The full episode is available on Apple Podcasts:

Note: The interview aired before the news that former vice president Pence also took home classified documents.

Former President Trump remains defiant as America drowns

President Biden poses defensively

Former vice-president Pence remains pensive

let’s get real…

Justin Trudeau says Joe Biden will meet some ‘real people’ on his visit to Canada

Editors Note: All the images are make believe and are intended for illustrative purposes only.

Court Painter as he will be seen with President Biden & Prime Minister Trudeau

The prime minister is pleased as punch that the U.S. president is finally making a trip to Ottawa to meet with Court Painter who will travel from his studio in Calgary by an oil & gas powered scooter.

Court Painter seen with PM Trudeau drawing up the plan for President Biden’s visit

U.S. President Joe Biden will be getting out to a specially constructed “studio dance floor” to meet hard scrabble art worker Court Painter when he pays a call on this country in March, says Justin Trudeau.

Court Painter seen strutting his stuff on the studio dance floor

While part of the official visit will be taking place in Ottawa, Trudeau says he’s reasonably sure that Biden will insist on a  visit to Court Painter’s fully equipped one car garage size studio in tony Inglewood Alberta, where dancing is encouraged unless Trudeau shows up!

”To see where the real magic happens”, Biden was said to have mumbled according to an anonymous lip reader and Youtube influencer.

Court Painter seen strumming next to the painting he will paint as a document to the planning of the visit.

A docent (name withheld) explains the painting that will be painted that depicts two powerful hard scrabble male specimens.

Court Painter seen with the former US President’s favourite painting and family members

“Court Painter has an ease with powerful people and likewise puts them at ease with his easy presence. An obvious choice to meet with President Biden .”Press Attache A Hardon MacKay uttered reverently in a voice barely above a whisper.

Shoulda’ seen it coming…

Court Painter becoming the next Prime Minister of Canada would trigger a transforming revolution around the art world. It would be an inspiring example of what a talented brush handler can achieve.

The only limp competition out there is Pierre Poilievre and Jordan Peterson but they are Sunday painters next to the masterful brush handler and resume padder extraordinaire: Court Painter.

Once the rumour was planted on social media the response was as expected…120% in favour of posting personal opinions.

If Court Painter became PM of Canada, I (as a British citizen) would emigrate in a heartbeat. He’s intelligent, truthful, communicative, clear, resolute and the bravest person next to his Press Attache I’ve ever encountered.

I want this to happen! I would definitely vote for Court Painter. Can’t let this country run by a clowns and bye bye peoples who look funny. A fan from Istanbul that was once Constantinople.

I believe that the world needs many leaders like Court Painter! We need one in Australia too. If I was a Canadian, I would vote for him in a heartbeat while suffering a heart attack. Honesty and Integrity and Face Painting Talent, a rare combination.

I am from Czech Republic, my english is not so strong, but I am so happy happy there is such a great person like Court Painter, because he showed me the possibility there is a way to live my life with honest and truth based on open eyes ,runny nose and suffering soul when looking at his art. Court Painter, you are great person for me, I will keep my faith for art purchasing in how you say, life since I die…

Court Painter, if I were a citizen of Canada, I would vote for you in a heartbeat, as well as encourage everyone I know to do the same! You are one of the (all too few) true art heroes that this sad, broken art world desperately needs! I wish you great success in all of your noble ventures! May God bless and sustain you with “heap plenty sales”!

If this man Court Painter became PM of Canada, Canada would become the coolest and most bad ass place on the planet.Have you checked out his threads?

I would be so proud, more than ever before, to be Canadian if Court Painter was prime minister. He would take us to heights no one took us since Don Cherry and Mr. Wonderful. Court Painter you the One for prime minister!

I STAND BESIDE YOU AND BACK YOU 110% Court Painter. I literally wrote a letter to the Office of the COP in ON this morning telling them they would have to deal with me and my army if they harmed one hair of your head!!!. You are a very beautiful honest and true capitalist of the grifter tradition and I like some of your paintings…not all…actually very few…

Not only Canada but the rest of the art world needs this to happen! I wish you all the best in this and every art world! Greetings from Romania!

I am Canadian, I believe you are needed on the outside of art corruption and Canadians helping you hold the rains. That is real power.

My first impulse was to laugh ..OMG Court Painter..I can only imagine the debates…you so incredibly brilliant and unrivaled…..the art world really needs a motor mouth like you !! Go Go Go!!Hold it in till you get there….

This would be an art world changing event, not only the greatest thing to ever happen to our country north of the border and from sea to sea to see you in St Louis, Louy!

We need brush handlers peoples like you Sir, stay strong and keep that wrist from limping.

chin up ole chap…

Court Painter was commissioned by an anonymous billionaire to depict his countenance “in the fashion and with the unbridled freedom of expression that Court Painter is known for …well…all over”.

So CP let er’ rip! and was quoted as saying…”sometime great men are depicted in cookie cutter fashion.That is not my way…I look for a unique angle and perspective to bring out the unexamined underbelly of their stature…that’s all I am permitted to say right now.”waving around his NDA… (non disclosure agreement)

absolutely fabulist…




  1. a person who composes or relates fables.
    • a liar, especially a person who invents elaborate, dishonest stories.”a born fabulist, with an imagination unfettered by the laws of logic and probability”
Anon Y Mous aka George Santos GOP Congressman

imminent death of a massive star…

black hole, cosmic body of extremely intense gravity from which nothing, not even light, can escape. A black hole can be formed by the death of a massive star. When such a star has exhausted the internal thermonuclear fuels in its core at the end of its life, the core becomes unstable and gravitationally collapses inward upon itself, and the star’s outer layers are blown away. The crushing weight of constituent matter falling in from all sides compresses the dying star to a point of zero volume and infinite density called the singularity.

Oh by the way …looks like many powerful lawmakers in the US of America have decided to use the black hole as an inspiration and model for future direction and governance …pity!

Court Painter , ever the optimist, demonstrates Eleanor Roosevelt’s phrase,“It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness

Cry me a river…

Atmospheric river lashes California

Atmospheric rivers (ARs) are elongated strands of horizontal water vapor transport, accounting for over 90% of the poleward water vapor transport across midlatitudes. These “rivers in the sky” have important implications for extreme precipitation when they make landfall. They are a major cause of extreme precipitation events that cause severe flooding in many mid-latitude, westerly coastal regions of the world, including the West Coast of North America,Western Europe, the west coast of North Africa , the Iberian Peninsula, Iran and New Zealand. Equally, the absence of atmospheric rivers has been linked with the occurrence of droughts in several parts of the world including South Africa, Spain and Portugal.

Excerpted Sources :Global Analysis of Climate Change Projection Effects on Atmospheric Rivers/ Advancing Earth & Space Science Journal & Wikipedia

Court Painter : ” after that disturbing rivers in the sky description , it might be time to listen to Julie London’s classic version of Cry Me A River and gaze upon the beatific face of Julie…because why not!”

Click link for VIDEO

Late nite recognition…

Late Night host Stephen Colbert finally paid homage to Court Painter with a display of 4 self portraits by the eminent Great Dominion portraitist and art celebrity.

Court Painter was not available for an on the spot interview because he was watching the hockey game!