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Iran Enlisted “Senior Psychologists” to Help Craft Messages to Trump Ahead of Agreement
An Iranian official told Drop Site that Trump’s “reactions improved noticeably” after the psychiatric professionals joined the negotiating effort.
| JEREMY SCAHILL JUN 15/26 |
A few of the psychologists insights
1. Not the brightest light in the harbor.
2. The light’s on but no one’s home.
3. Not the brightest bulb in the box.
4. A few screws short of a hardware store.
5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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6. A few cards short of a deck.
7. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
8. About as sharp as a marble.
9. Only has one oar in the water.
11. A burger short of a combo meal.
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12. The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
13. A few peas short of a casserole.
14. A few keys short of a keyboard.
15. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
16. The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
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18. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. Has an IQ of room temperature.
21. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
22. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
23. One twist short of a slinky.
24. Sharp as a sack of wet mice.
25. More numb than a frozen mukluk.
26. Not the sharpest crayon in the box
27. Not the sharpest tool in the shed
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28. They are depriving some village of its idiot.
29. A few threads short of a sweater.
30. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
31. Driveway doesn’t quite reach the road.
32. The battery is not fully charged.
33. About as sharp as a bowling ball.