The world’s most famous painting was the focus of yet another demonstration on Sunday January 28/24. when activists from environmental group Riposte Alimentaire splattered Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa with pumpkin soup. The protest at famed Paris museum the Louvre was an effort to draw attention to food insecurity in France, the organization said. The painting, which is encased in a sheet of bulletproof glass, was not damaged in the incident.
Court Painter was quick to take advantage and monetize the vandalism by whipping off two Variations on the Mona Lisa based on recent internet images. He plans on holding an auction at his Inglewood studio after the bars close.
Back at work in Alberta after two weeks of vacation, Premier Danielle Smith chose as her first public appearance in 2024 a conversation on stage with Tucker Carlson, the U.S. commentator whose views and remarks became too much for his Fox News bosses to tolerate.
On Tuesday night, they enjoyed a private dinner together in Calgary, these two former mainstream broadcasters, one now a government leader and one who’s fielded speculation about becoming Donald Trump’s vice-presidential running mate.
“And had the best time, thank you,” Carlson told Smith at the start of their 17 minutes together at his sold-out speaking event. “Thank you for letting me, a rank foreigner, ask you questions.”
Source: CBC News
Premier Smith clutching a prairie dog
Jordan Peterson posing with a money maker
Conrad Black Lord Backwater
Portrait of W Brett Wilson
All the RIGHT people were there
Court Painter & All the RIGHT people
Court Painter & All the RIGHT peeps
Where in hell was Rex, fanboy of all the RIGHT guests !
Editors note: Because many subscribers may be triggered by the Atomic Clock warning ,Court Painter has decided to include a series of jester/clown paintings as an antidote.Enjoy!
The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists said on Tuesday (January 23/24) it believes the world is, metaphorically, still 90 seconds away from midnight, or “global catastrophe.”
It first set the clock at 90 seconds to midnight last year, citing the climate crisis and Russia’s thinly veiled threats to use nuclear weapons throughout its unprovoked invasion of Ukraine.
How it works: The clock is the bulletin’s metaphorical depiction of how close it believes the world is to a global collapse based on several factors, though nuclear weapons have been its primary focus since it first appeared in the early days of the Cold War.
Of note: The group said the rise of artificial intelligence is a potential threat. It also warned that AI may be abused to further undermine democratic institutions by magnifying disinformation.
Additionally, AI paired with new biological technologies, like genetic engineering, may “radically empower individuals to misuse biology,” the bulletin said.
The bottom line: The group said Russia using nuclear weapons in its invasion of Ukraine “remains a serious possibility.” It pointed out Russia’s transfer of nuclear weapons to Belarus last year and threats made by advisors to Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Another major cause for concern is new nuclear weapon spending by the U.S., China and Russia. It could trigger a three-way nuclear arms race as each nation seeks to surpass others in nuclear capabilities, the group warned.
The continued erosion of a nuclear reduction treaty between the U.S. and Russia and a global ban on new nuclear weapons tests also heighten the threat of nuclear weapons, the bulletin said.
It added the continued nuclear pursuits by Iran and North Korea and nuclear expansion in Pakistan and India have also contributed to the growing threat.
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Whether it’s “healing through grifting” or embracing the art of the grift , Court Painter invites you to ask yourself a crucial question: How dewy and wrinkle free do you want to be in 2024? The artist is present, ready to elevate your skincare routine, and standing by to take your credit card information. Don’t miss your chance to glow like a living masterpiece – embrace the Grifter Method of Wrinkle Free Skincare today!
Coincidentally another famous artist has introduced a skincare product.! Goodness gracious what a trend….
Amid rising food costs, many Canadians rely on discounts to feed their families. But it just got a little harder to find a deal.
Loblaw Companies Ltd. has changed their policy on expiring items, decreasing their discounts on perishable foods, such as meat, fruit and vegetables, from 30-50 per cent to a maximum 30 per cent per item.
The grocery chain did not publicly announce the price change in Loblaw-owned stores. Instead, it was discovered by Dalhousie University’s Agri-Food Analytics Lab, to whom Loblaw confirmed the change.
Source: Calgary Herald
Galen Weston took in $8.4 million in total compensation in the 2022 fiscal year in his role at the head of Loblaw Companies Ltd.
Revenue was $18,265 million, an increase of $877 million, or 5.0%.
Retail segment sales were $17,982 million, an increase of $852 million, or 5.0%.
Food Retail (Loblaw) same-stores sales increased by 4.5%.
Drug Retail (Shoppers Drug Mart) same-store sales increased by 4.6%, with front store same-store sales growth of 1.8% and pharmacy same-store sales growth of 7.4%.
E-commerce sales increased by 13.6%.
Operating income was $1,065 million, an increase of $74 million, or 7.5%.
Adjusted EBITDA(2) was $1,926 million, an increase of $80 million, or 4.3%.
Retail segment adjusted gross profit percentage(2) was 30.6%, a decrease of 20 basis points.
Net earnings available to common shareholders of the Company were $621 million, an increase of $65 million or 11.7%. Diluted net earnings per common share were $1.95, an increase of $0.26, or 15.4%.
Adjusted net earnings available to common shareholders of the Company(2) were $719 million, an increase of $56 million, or 8.4%.
Adjusted diluted net earnings per common share(2) were $2.26, an increase of $0.25 or 12.4%.
Repurchased for cancellation 2.9 million common shares at a cost of $341 million and invested $676 million in capital expenditures, net of proceeds from property disposals. Free cash flow(2) used in the Retail segment was $663 million.
When parliamentarians return to Ottawa in a few weeks to kick off the 2024 sitting, there are a few bills from MPs and senators that will be worth keeping an eye on and one in particular relating to the establishment of a Parliamentary Visual Artist Laureate.
BILL S-202
The bill to create a parliamentary visual artist laureate
This piece of legislation proposes amendments to the Parliament of Canada Act to create a new position titled Parliamentary Visual Artist Laureate, with the mandate of representing Canadian art for a two-year term.
The bill, proposing a spinoff to the existing parliamentary poet laureate, has been a topic of consideration for years in Ottawa, so long that the artist that inspired the legislation died amid a cancer battle in 2020 while pushing to see his idea become a reality and its initial sponsor Sen. Patricia Bovey who since has retired from the Upper Chamber.
After unanimously passing the Senate in December 2021, it sat unmoved in the House of Commons until June 2023. In November, the House Canadian Heritage Committee completed a brief study, passing two amendments to the bill aimed at securing linguistic and artistic diversity in the role. Will 2024 finally be the year that this initiative is adopted?
Source : CTV News
The nomination of Court Painter is not a given should the legislation pass however once parliamentarians become aware that Court Painter would make himself available for the appointment it would indubitably lead to a quick passage of Bill S-202 and subsequent appointment of you know who!
To support his consideration ,we present a remarkable selection of Court Painter’s “Canadiana theme” images. These masterworks unequivocally affirm his credentials as an unrivaled force in the realm of Canuck artistic prowess—a true virtuoso as the preeminent face painter and extraordinary dabbling maestro of the Great Dominion. Each stroke of his brush is a testament to unparalleled talent, leaving an indelible mark that resonates with exuberance, praise and obvious content for a Heritage Moment.
Court Painter Enterprises, in an attempt to remain relevant in a breaking news world, has established The Court Painter News Desk with an ink stained fresh hire Literary Editor in Chief : Chatterley Grumpy Preposterous Thunderbutt (ChatGPT).
A Hardon MacKay,Press Attache and Ideas guy will retain creative control of the mélange of headlines of the day as well as Court Painter archive images and Literary Chief Editor Chatterley will compose poetic gems from the headlines for ease of reading with seniors in mind .
Editors note: The text and images are unrelated unless some aleatoric elixir is at work.
Amidst the whispers of New House Leader’s quest,
To cool the House, a yearning quite profound.
Canadian Labour Congress, staunch and dressed,
Anticipates bargaining coming round.
In Quebec’s Davie shipyard, a tale unfolds,
Suing the federal grasp, secrets hold,
For billions sought in shipbuilding contracts bold,
Court Painter with his interpretation of a Dante inspired illustration byDore.
Scribe for hire , Chatterley Gregorian Perspicuous Thunderbuns (ChatGPT) contrasts the verbal floridity of Jordan Peterson and the florid paintings of Court Painter: in the shadow of Dante.
In the Divine Comedy-inspired comparison of the garrulous chatter of Jordan Peterson and the fetching paintings by Court Painter, we shall embark on a journey through the realm of make believe , exploring their styles and underlying philosophies as depicted in their words and works.
In the first circle, we encounter Jordan Peterson’s prolix chatter, reflecting a somber and philosophical tone. His wordsmithing often portrays archetypal figures engaged in deep introspection and wrestling with the complexities of human existence. Like Dante’s exploration of the human soul, Peterson’s protractions delve into the depths of the psyche, seeking to understand the profound struggles of life.
As we progress to the second circle, we enter Court Painter’s domain. His paintings burst with vibrant colors and intricate details, celebrating the grandeur of royalty and esteemed figures. With a touch of whimsy and a flair for fashion, Court Painter’s works reveal an appreciation for the beauty and diversity of life’s expressions and his satyrical presence.
In the third circle, we observe their divergent approaches to subjects. Jordan Peterson’s raspy words often portray individuals grappling with inner demons and striving for self-improvement. His verbosity seeks to provoke thought and contemplation, mirroring Dante’s journey through Hell to find redemption.
In contrast, Court Painter’s works captivate us with the allure of pulchritudinous and elegance. He celebrates the grace of femininity, the regality of monarchs, and the essence of cultural diversity. His art is akin to Dante’s ascent through Purgatory, where the soul is refined and elevated through the appreciation of virtue and beauty.
Finally, in the fourth circle, we encounter their underlying philosophies. Jordan Peterson’s utterances resonate with his belief in the importance of personal responsibility and the pursuit of meaning. His words echoe Dante’s vision of spiritual growth, where one’s actions shape the journey towards enlightenment.
Meanwhile, Court Painter’s works embody a celebration of life’s richness and diversity. Through art, he embraces the joy of existence and the power of self-expression. His philosophy aligns with Dante’s vision of Paradise, where the soul finds harmony through the contemplation and appreciation of the divine beauty around.
In conclusion, the loquaciousness of Jordan Peterson and the painterly paintings of Court Painter diverge in their styles, subjects, material ,and underlying philosophies. Peterson’s verbal crumbs lead us through introspection and self-improvement, akin to Dante’s journey through Hell and Purgatory.
In contrast, Court Painter’s art indulges in the beauty and regality of existence, reminiscent of Dante’s ascent through Paradise. Both offer unique perspectives on the human experience, each drawing from their mercenary vision to enrich themselves with adjacent meanderings through life’s complexities and splendours.
