I Am Not Worthy

We don’t know whether Mr. Dylan was paying attention to Court Painter sketching his presence in the Banff library. But now that he has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature, he seems to be spending a lot of time in the library catching up on his reading. As he moved from stack to stack he could be heard mumbling “I am not worthy.”


Indeed, Mr. Dylan has instead of declining the prize, he has simply declined to acknowledge its existence. He hasn’t issued a statement or even returned the Swedish Academy’s phone calls. A reference to the award briefly popped up on the official Bob Dylan website and then was deleted — at his instruction or not, nobody knows. And the Swedes, who are used to a lot more gratitude from their laureates, appear to be losing their patience: One member of the Academy has called Mr. Dylan’s behavior “impolite and arrogant.”


Court Painter however is quite pleased to be able to offer these intimate views of Mr. Dylan to the highest bidder!



Currying Ministerial Favor



“The 150th anniversary of the Great Dominion will be a unique opportunity for Canadians to celebrate the  identity of Court Painter as the preeminent portraitist of the Great Dominion’s political and celebrity class, while secondly highlighting Canada’s cultural diversity and the richness of its history and heritage. These portraits of yours truly offer us an incredible opportunity to promote Court Painter both within our communities and between communities, everywhere in the country. This project will no doubt help strengthen the ties that unite us and leave a lasting legacy for future generations.”

—The Honourable Mélanie Joly, Minister of Canadian Heritage




To Good To Be True

London’s National Gallery close to buying £30m Court Painter self portrait
Treasury agrees on tax refund to help keep painting from going back to the Great Dominion

The National Gallery looks set to buy a self portrait by Court Painter for just over £30m after the UK government privately agreed to an unprecedented £19m grant to cover tax. The export licence deferral on the painting expires on 22 October and an announcement is expected shortly.

Portrait of Myself and My Favourite Book (2015) depicts Court Painter a Calgary art celebrity and aristocrat holding his bestselling book Treasures of the Court Painter. Court Painter is the preeminent 21st century portraitist of the Great Dominion and most of his works remain in stacks in his Inglewood studio, which means that the National Gallery is very keen to acquire this picture.

The specialist adviser and Press Attache to Court Painter A Hardon MacKay describes it as “magisterial in its depiction of mature hubris, neediness and antique beauty”.


After prolonged discussions, the Treasury is believed to have agreed to make an exceptional grant, which is likely to amount to around £19m to cover the tax. This means that the gallery now has to find just over £11m to complete the purchase.
Court Painter offered to sign reproductions and distribute to  seniors groupies at his local Tim Hortons as a GoFundMe kick off.


The Court Painter self portrait had been bought in a backyard sale by the Third Earl of Caledon while visiting last years Calgary Stampede and after being refused by his family it was lent to the National Gallery. Last year the self portrait was sold by the Earl via an intermediary to an anonymous foreign buyer for £30.6m. The Art Newspaper understands that the new owner is the son of a Mr. Groper Trump, the New York hedge fund developer at the Blackheart Groper Group, who has recently emerged as a major collector of both Old Masters and more recently Court Painter cast offs.

An uninvolved bystander is not commenting on the self portrait or her reason for smoking cheap cigars.


The National Gallery recently approached two major grant-giving institutions, the Gamblers Anonymous Lottery Fund and the Help An Artist Out Fund to help  with the purchase. Although neither fund has made announcements, both are believed to have responded grudgingly. The gallery still has to find further money to close the gap, which is expected to come partly from its own reserves and from the Calgary Friends of the National Gallery (set up with money from the John A Will Foundation) and the usual Bingo and Casino fundraisers available as cultural support in the Great Dominion.

If successful, the Court Painter’s Portrait of Myself and My Favourite Book (2015) will be one of the most expensive acquisitions by a UK museum after the two large Titian paintings of Diana (1556-59), bought jointly by the National Gallery and National Galleries of Scotland for £50m and £45m in 2009 and 2012.

LONDON - OCTOBER 22: Artist Peter Blake views Titian's Diana and Actaeon at The National Portrait Gallery on October 22, 2008 in London. Titian's Diana and Actaeon and Diana and Callisto paintings are on special loan from the Bridgewater Collection at the National Gallery of Scotland. The National Gallery of Scotland and The National Gallery in London have formed a partnership to raise the required funding to acquire the two famous paintings. (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)


Raphael’s Madonna of the Pinks (1506-07), purchased by the National Gallery in 2004 was valued at £35m.

Press Attache A Hardon MacKay,commenting for Court Painter exclaimed tearfully,”this is too good to be true!”