adrift in the grift…

 Introducing the Court Painter Grifter Method Wrinkle Free Skincare Line! 

Before and after comparisons provided for proof that you to can be wrinkle proof!

Dive into the world of internationally acclaimed artist, Court Painter, and discover the secret behind his ethereally wrinkle free skin – the envy of admirers worldwide! While his artistic prowess and controversial acclaim have been the talk of the town, we’ve uncovered the ultimate key to his radiant glow. Brace yourselves for the revelation: Court Painter is possibly the dewiest ,smoothest living artist, and now you too can bask in his luminosity!

 Behold the Grifter Method Wrinkle Free Skincare Line – a revolutionary blend of artistry and beauty that transcends boundaries. Developed in collaboration with the enigmatic Press Attache and Marketing Guru, AHM, the Grifter Method is more than a skincare line; it’s a bold artistic move that not only enhances your facial elasticity but smooths out your first impression and solidifies Court Painter’s status as the “opportunist of late capitalism.”

 Immerse yourself in the Court Painter experience with the Grifter Wrinkle Free Skincare Method, an extension of the thriving Court Painter’s The Pleasure of Painting platform in which picture-perfect instruction cards guide you through life with art fixes with prompts like “Paint a picture as slowly as you can.” Celebrities swear by Court Painter, but let’s be real – they also benefit from being insanely rich. To join the elite dewy wrinkle free skin club, snag the early-access Court Painter Grifter Method Wrinkle Free Face Lotion for just $9.99 down $9.99 for weeks after.(prices negotiable upon request)

“Our true longevity isn’t just in how long we must live with our face, but in the ancient knowledge that it can always be improved,” exclaims Court Painter in a mesmerizing promotional video. Watch as aesthetics reminiscent of his captivating yet depressing art videos unfold, with hands adorned in snake skin gloves, and meaningful blue eyed stares into the camera. Some even claim to feel their wrinkles falling away as the aging process reverses, just by witnessing the video!

 Unveil the healing philosophy through grifting with Court Painter’s all-grift wrinkle free products. The Grifter Method Wrinkle Free Face Lotion acts as a cleanser, exfoliant, and moisturizer all in one – a trifecta of skincare wonders. Ingredients like zinc white,lead white and titanium white, known for inducing a sense of well-being, redefine the boundaries of radiant skin. Who knew putting them on your face could be as transformative as putting them on a canvas?

 Whether it’s “healing through grifting” or embracing the art of the grift , Court Painter invites you to ask yourself a crucial question: How dewy and wrinkle free do you want to be in 2024? The artist is present, ready to elevate your skincare routine, and standing by to take your credit card information. Don’t miss your chance to glow like a living masterpiece – embrace the Grifter Method of Wrinkle Free Skincare today! 

Coincidentally another famous artist has introduced a skincare product.! Goodness gracious what a trend….

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Marina Abramović