Everything’s Gonna Be Alt Right

The Wildrose Party approved unifying with Progressive Conservatives in a historic vote Saturday. The new unified party will be known as the Albertosaurus Party in honour of the 70,000 year old lizard.

Upon the announcement the packed assembly led by MLA Derek Fildebrandt, burst spontaneously into the Albertosaurus Party’s newly minted anthemĀ Everything’s Gonna Be Alt Right!