
PM Carney seen in classified sub shopping photo
News source CTV News
Prime Minister Carney has now climbed into two submarines on two continents-one on a production line in Germany, the other in the water in South Korea – yet the 2025 federal budget, which allocated more than $80 billion toward defence, made no mention of funding towards the much-needed vessels.
The Royal Canadian Navy is in the market to buy 12 conventional diesel-electric powered submarines and the federal government has narrowed the competition to two companies: ThyssenKrupp Marine Systems (TKMS) and Hanwha Ocean.

Court Painter with PM Carney in unauthorized image of sub shopping.
Canada currently has four aging submarines, only one of which is operational. The entire fleet is at risk of becoming obsolete by 2035, held together by parts that can’t be replaced, because they’re no longer being produced.
In market for 12 …Present fleet 4 …Present Operation 1

Rumour Source: Court Painter News Group

BREAKING Rumours:
It is rumoured that Royal Canadian Navy procurement staff and PM Carney are surreptitiously exploring the purchase of second-hand underwater vessels constructed by hobbyist submarine enthusiasts in an undisclosed southern U.S. state. These vessels have reportedly been upgraded and are now powered by AI, replacing their original hand-crank and pedal propulsion systems.One special model is comprised of completely enclosed wooden vessel sheathed in waterproofed leather, it can be submerged by AI agents controlling hand-operated wooden screw thread adjustable plungers pressing against flexible leather bags located at the sides to increase or decrease the volume of water to adjust the buoyancy of the craft. It is not recommended for Arctic waters however would be wonderful off the warming Grand Banks.



Another rumour circulating beneath the procurement waves suggests that the Royal Canadian Navy has established a top-secret squadron of snorkel experts to supplement the present submarine fleet of one , to be deployed in readiness from sea to sea to sea. Court Painter managed to capture an image of a training operation but strongly advises that anyone who views it should delete it immediately and refrain from sharing—under penalty of being keelhauled or fat-shamed.

That’s all we know at this time!