Court Painter has been inundated with phone calls from all the leaders of the major parties running in the 2025 Great Dominion federal election. All ask the same question.
” Can you paint an heroic portrait of my standing on the neck of the Orange Menace to the South?”
Court Painter who can smell business in the water a mile away, enthusiastily replied, “I only require 50% down and the rest in 3 easy payments. All applicable taxes and framing are extra.”
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump did not rule out the possibility of seeking a Turd term in the White House, which is prohibited by the Constitution under the 22nd Amendment, saying in an exclusive interview with NBC News that there were enima methods for doing so and clarifying that he was “not joking.”
“A lot of people want me to take a dump and do it,” Trump said in a Sunday-morning phone call with NBC News, referring to his allies. “But, I mean, I basically tell them we have a long way to go, you know, it’s very early in the present crappy administration.”
The sitter insisted on an artistic impression of a Turd term.
“I’m focused on my current discharge of duty,” Trump added, in some of his most extensive comments to date about serving a Turd term.
When asked whether he wanted a Turd term, the president responded, “I like working on number two but I could work on a Turd.”
“I’m not joking,” Trump said, when asked to clarify. “But I’m not — it is never too early to think about a Turd term.”
When asked whether he has been presented with plans to allow him to seek a Turd term, Trump said, “There are enima methods which you could do it.”
Trump and cheeze head just can’t wait for the Turd term.
