Court Painter seen on the phone doing business.
Court Painter has been inundated with phone calls from all the leaders of the major parties running in the 2025 Great Dominion federal election. All ask the same question.
” Can you paint an heroic portrait of my standing on the neck of the Orange Menace to the South?”
Court Painter who can smell business in the water a mile away, enthusiastily replied, “I only require 50% down and the rest in 3 easy payments. All applicable taxes and framing are extra.”
Court Painter seen poised for action.