Twitter-storm…

Court Painter confronted Elon Musk about his intentions with purchasing Twitter and what he would do about allowing one of Court Painter’s major non paying clients back on Twitter.

The discussion got heated according to anonymous sources in the next room.

in all directions…

Pierre Poilievre tells Calgary supporters he’ll build pipelines in all directions

Here a pipe there a pipe everywhere a pipe pipe!

He promises to support pipelines south, north, east, west ,up down all around and up the wazoo where the sun don’t shine!

Court Painter and Smoke & Funhouse Mirror

One small step for Jeff…

American pop artist Jeff Koons is to send sculptures to the Moon later this year on a spacecraft blasting off from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida, his gallery bragged Tuesday.

Koons, one of the most celebrated ,over hyped and expensive living artists, is famed for kitsch pieces such as “Ballon Dog” and “Rabbit,” and his work is unfortunately exhibited repeatedly in high end galleries around the world.

His latest project “Moon Phases” consists of physical sculptures that will be left permanently on the lunar surface as space junk in a transparent, thermally coated miniature satellite, the Pace Gallery in New York said counting their money.

Koons will also make unique digital versions of the sculptures — marking his entry into the lucrative new world of NFTs (non-fungible tokens). cha ching! cha ching!

The sculptures will travel on the “Nova-C Lunar Lander,” designed by private company Intuitive Machines formerly known as Counter Intuitive Machines, and will be placed tastefully on the surface of the Moon in the Oceanus Cybercoinarum not to be confused with Oceanus Procellarum.

“I wanted to create a whip smart financially meaningful NFT statement,” Koons, 67, said. “My achievement in space represent the limitless potential of monetizing the last frontier of real estate that until my haute couture deep pockets, was sadly devoid of art and the shiny stain of my human hubris.”

The gallery released no details on the number or size of sculptures heading into space, but said the location will become a lunar heritage site dedicated to Mr. Koon’s earthly reputation as an artist who makes expensive stuff from expensive highly skilled labour and processes. framed by the promotional voraciousness of mercantile interests.

It added the project would mark 50 years since America’s last crewed trip to the Moon missed the opportunity of planting a grifter art work on its virgin surface.

Source AFP news edited for satirical clarity.

Skippy’s Blockhead fantasy…

“A Blockhead Poilievre government would welcome this new, decentralized, bottoms-up (titter!) economy and allow people to take control of their mullah from bankers and politicians. It would expand choice and lower the costs of financial products, and create a wonderful job of Prime Minister for me and we could fantasize together about thousands of jobs for engineers, programmers, coders and other entrepreneurs,” read a press release from his ahead of the herd announcement.

Red Coats interview…

Kenney interviewed by RCMP in criminal probe tied to party leadership race

(During the interview Kenney insisted on changing his jacket for reasons not revealed.)

EDMONTON — Alberta Premier Jason Kenney says he has been interviewed by RCMP as part of an investigation into potential criminal identity fraud in the 2017 United Conservative Party leadership contest.

Kenney, answering questions from reporters, says he did one interview with Mounties at their request and remains confident his campaign team followed all the rules.

The police investigation is one of two probes into the 2017 vote, which saw Kenney defeat his main rival Brian Jean to win the top job in the party and eventually become premier.

Election officials have investigated improper donations to the campaign of another candidate, Jeff Callaway, and levied thousands of dollars in fines.

Well after the race was over, it became known that Callaway’s team worked behind the scenes with Kenney supporters as Callaway publicly disparaged Jean before quitting the race to support Kenney.

Kenney says he had no knowledge or participation in illegal donations.

This report by The Canadian Press was first published March 28, 2022.

Court Painter ,sporting his new hair growth results, poses in front of Red Coats Interview