Court Painter becoming the next Prime Minister of Canada would trigger a transforming revolution around the art world. It would be an inspiring example of what a talented brush handler can achieve.
The only limp competition out there is Pierre Poilievre and Jordan Peterson but they are Sunday painters next to the masterful brush handler and resume padder extraordinaire: Court Painter.
Once the rumour was planted on social media the response was as expected…120% in favour of posting personal opinions.
If Court Painter became PM of Canada, I (as a British citizen) would emigrate in a heartbeat. He’s intelligent, truthful, communicative, clear, resolute and the bravest person next to his Press Attache I’ve ever encountered.
I want this to happen! I would definitely vote for Court Painter. Can’t let this country run by a clowns and bye bye peoples who look funny. A fan from Istanbul that was once Constantinople.
I believe that the world needs many leaders like Court Painter! We need one in Australia too. If I was a Canadian, I would vote for him in a heartbeat while suffering a heart attack. Honesty and Integrity and Face Painting Talent, a rare combination.
I am from Czech Republic, my english is not so strong, but I am so happy happy there is such a great person like Court Painter, because he showed me the possibility there is a way to live my life with honest and truth based on open eyes ,runny nose and suffering soul when looking at his art. Court Painter, you are great person for me, I will keep my faith for art purchasing in how you say, life since I die…
Court Painter, if I were a citizen of Canada, I would vote for you in a heartbeat, as well as encourage everyone I know to do the same! You are one of the (all too few) true art heroes that this sad, broken art world desperately needs! I wish you great success in all of your noble ventures! May God bless and sustain you with “heap plenty sales”!
If this man Court Painter became PM of Canada, Canada would become the coolest and most bad ass place on the planet.Have you checked out his threads?
I would be so proud, more than ever before, to be Canadian if Court Painter was prime minister. He would take us to heights no one took us since Don Cherry and Mr. Wonderful. Court Painter you the One for prime minister!
I STAND BESIDE YOU AND BACK YOU 110% Court Painter. I literally wrote a letter to the Office of the COP in ON this morning telling them they would have to deal with me and my army if they harmed one hair of your head!!!. You are a very beautiful honest and true capitalist of the grifter tradition and I like some of your paintings…not all…actually very few…
Not only Canada but the rest of the art world needs this to happen! I wish you all the best in this and every art world! Greetings from Romania!
I am Canadian, I believe you are needed on the outside of art corruption and Canadians helping you hold the rains. That is real power.
My first impulse was to laugh ..OMG Court Painter..I can only imagine the debates…you so incredibly brilliant and unrivaled…..the art world really needs a motor mouth like you !! Go Go Go!!Hold it in till you get there….
This would be an art world changing event, not only the greatest thing to ever happen to our country north of the border and from sea to sea to see you in St Louis, Louy!
We need brush handlers peoples like you Sir, stay strong and keep that wrist from limping.
Court Painter was commissioned by an anonymous billionaire to depict his countenance “in the fashion and with the unbridled freedom of expression that Court Painter is known for …well…all over”.
So CP let er’ rip! and was quoted as saying…”sometime great men are depicted in cookie cutter fashion.That is not my way…I look for a unique angle and perspective to bring out the unexamined underbelly of their stature…that’s all I am permitted to say right now.”waving around his NDA… (non disclosure agreement)
a liar, especially a person who invents elaborate, dishonest stories.”a born fabulist, with an imagination unfettered by the laws of logic and probability”
black hole, cosmic body of extremely intense gravity from which nothing, not even light, can escape. A black hole can be formed by the death of a massive star. When such a star has exhausted the internal thermonuclear fuels in its core at the end of its life, the core becomes unstable and gravitationally collapses inward upon itself, and the star’s outer layers are blown away. The crushing weight of constituent matter falling in from all sides compresses the dying star to a point of zero volume and infinite density called the singularity.
Oh by the way …looks like many powerful lawmakers in the US of America have decided to use the black hole as an inspiration and model for future direction and governance …pity!
Court Painter , ever the optimist, demonstrates Eleanor Roosevelt’s phrase,“It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness”
Atmospheric rivers (ARs) are elongated strands of horizontal water vapor transport, accounting for over 90% of the poleward water vapor transport across midlatitudes. These “rivers in the sky” have important implications for extreme precipitation when they make landfall. They are a major cause of extreme precipitation events that cause severe flooding in many mid-latitude, westerly coastal regions of the world, including the West Coast of North America,Western Europe, the west coast of North Africa , the Iberian Peninsula, Iran and New Zealand. Equally, the absence of atmospheric rivers has been linked with the occurrence of droughts in several parts of the world including South Africa, Spain and Portugal.
ExcerptedSources :Global Analysis of Climate Change Projection Effects on Atmospheric Rivers/ Advancing Earth & Space Science Journal & Wikipedia
Court Painter : ” after that disturbing rivers in the sky description , it might be time to listen to Julie London’s classic version of Cry Me A River and gaze upon the beatific face of Julie…because why not!”
Court Painter spent some time whipping out a series of images to document the continual erosion of democratic stability with our great southern neighbour.Here we go!
Late Night host Stephen Colbert finally paid homage to Court Painter with a display of 4 self portraits by the eminent Great Dominion portraitist and art celebrity.
Court Painter was not available for an on the spot interview because he was watching the hockey game!
In a TVO interview In 1977, media prophet Marshall McLuhan reflected on CIA, FBI and RCMP ubiquitous surveillance, and 45 years later it remains one of ‘the most mind-bending riffs on identity in the digital age .’
Court Painter and his trusty Press Attache A Hardon MacKay polled politicians, journalists, pundits, political strategists, pollsters, lobbyists , partisans, academics, policy wonks ,content creators, creatives, grifters and anti matter experts; for their 2023 predictions .
All participants were offered the choice of a crystal ball or an 8 Ball to aid in their process of predictive pundit prognosis.
As much as this helped to expose the prescience of a few of those who responded some chose to spread misinformation, disinformation, harassment , general nastiness and private mockery including snap judgments, hot takes, outrage, condemnation, doomsaying and disagreement sprinkled with a few real good guesses on the Leafs chances in 2023.
Court Painter predicted he would not conduct this exercise again in future in that it elevates the most extreme predictions, offers ample opportunity for bad-faith actors ,short sighted public officials, non visionary’s of all types and is a terrible proxy for measuring the veracity of predictability in the public square , on private land or out on the 7 Seas.
“What the hell are we going to do if we don’t know what is going to happen,”the people rising as one screamed into the wind!
Conservative opposition leader Pierre Poilievre gave a statement after his regular Friday night painting class …
“I have never seen so much hurt and so much pain and suffering in our population during my nearly two decades in politics,” he said.
“So sure, let’s tell people to be more civil. But as political leaders, let’s actually try to solve the problems that have upset and angered and hurt people so badly. It is our job to turn that hurt into hope.”
He went on to say how much the painting class allowed him as a political leader to express his inner antagonisms and turn hurt into hope!
