Court Painter, ever attuned to grand occasions, has swiftly produced a series of portraits in anticipation of the impending coronation of Trump the First. These works crafted in an everyman style ,carry hopes of earning The Donald’s approval and destined—if fortune allows—for inclusion in his regal library, whether posthumously or sooner.
When a curious passerby inquired about the inspiration behind this collection, the normally reserved Court Painter let slip a candid remark. He noted that the queue to kiss The Donald’s ring stretched far into the future. Recognizing The Donald’s well-documented fondness for visual tributes, Court Painter made a strategic business decision: to secure favorable tariff treatment for potential cross-border sales in the future.
