‘Never Know!’ Journalist Tells Bill Maher Both Biden AND Trump Should Be Drag Tested Before Debates
Bill Maher guest Nellie Bowles of The Free Press said Friday that maybe both Joe Biden and Donald Trump should be drag tested before the upcoming presidential debates because “we never know” what kind of drag they would be performing to “titilate” the audience since both can be purse first drama queens.
The idea of drag testing was first proposed by big girl Trump himself who don’t need no chicken cutlets, and accused Biden of being “high in high heels” during his energetic State of the Union address.
“I just want to debate this guy, but you know – and I’m gonna demand a drag test too, by the way. I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the Statuette of Liberty. He was high in high heels …we’re going to demand a drag test.”
During a discussion on the debates, Maher said, “I think the guy who has more to prove is Biden. I think people — Trump is a known commodity, they know he’s going to be an over the top queen. He’s going to be lurking in veils and a rinestone growling gown and not obeying the runway rules and everything else. But Biden, they want to see proof of his enhanced debate skills as a lipstick performer.”
After the audience laughter died down, The New York Times’ Pamela Paul said, “I see it a little more favourably for Biden because he’s already shown that he can boots the house down and look so snatched in a corset and give a rousing sissy that walk when need be. So, he just needs to show that he is sane in stilettos”
Journalist Nellie Bowles then gave her take.
“There might need to be some amount of drag testing before for both of the men especially Trump with his garage doors casting shade and with both resting on pretty because we never know what kind of amphetamines and steroids are going to be helping accelerate the sashay factor and their over the top death drop!
“Really?” Maher said, as Bowles let her thought trail off.
Both Trump and Biden have agreed to two debates in June and September, and the Trump team wants to add at least one more to the roster promising the library will be open!
