In time rhymes March 27/24…

Court Painter once again calls upon resident poet Chatterley Gorgeous Preposterous Thunderbuns (ChatGPT) to rhyme out the headlines for March 27/24.

Please note: Court Painter does not rely on the advances of AI for images. All CP images are Zero & One crafted from the painter’s hand in the studios of the past and signed on the back of each canvas in cursive script.The random selection of CP images from the archive are meant to tilitate,arouse and stimulate the inner eye and outer shell.

In Commons halls, concerns about labs doth ring, Witnesses summoned, security they bring.

From Haiti’s shores, Canadians seek to flee, Weather’s delay doth cause misery.

United States doth urge, in whispers unseen, Canada, support UNWRA’s dream.

Bridges sturdy in Canada’s land, Unlike the one that fell ‘neath ship’s command.

In Niagara’s hotels, seekers find reprieve, Yet cost so high, doth many grieve.

Rakhi Pancholi, her bid doth cease, Backs Nenshi now, in political peace.

Doctors lament, unfair pay’s decree, From family medicine, they long to flee.

Bank of Canada cries, an emergency dire, Weak productivity doth spark its ire.

For foreign investments, Canada shall tighten, In AI and sectors, report doth heighten.

CERB claims deceitful, CRA doth find, 232 employees, dismissed unkind.

At Marineland, belugas mourned once more, 17 whales lost since the year before.

In Ontario’s budget, health care’s grand scheme, Pledges billions, like a hopeful dream.

Supreme Court asked to reconsider plea, For detained Canadians in Syria’s decree.

‘Axe the tax’, a fervent cry, To Poilievre’s supporters, it doth imply.

Carbon price defended, economists declare, As political rhetoric fills the air.

On Sask. farm, grim discovery made, Family’s fate, in shadows laid.

In Gaza, tensions rise with fervent might, Israel and Hamas in relentless fight.

Trump, gag order, hush money’s tale, Legal saga of Assange, hopes set to sail.

Doha’s truce, a ‘dead end’ they claim, Ukraine’s weapons, in defense, they aim.

Pentagon chief mourns civilian toll, In Gaza’s strife, taking its toll.

Netanyahu’s handling, under scrutiny’s gleam, ‘Madness’ cries out, in UN’s regime.

In Black Sea’s depths, ships meet their fate, Ukraine’s navy, battles, does await.

Detained in Russia, Gershkovich’s plight, Three months more, in shadows of night.

In Haiti’s capital, gang violence reigns, Hunger deepens, amidst endless pains.

Twitter’s usage, in US, doth fall, Since Musk’s takeover, a downward sprawl.

UK court’s ruling, Assange’s reprieve, Death penalty, they must relieve.

RFK Jr.’s running mate, Nicole Shanahan named, In 2024, their hopes are aimed.

Hostage’s tale, of torture and dread, From Gaza’s grasp, she hath fled.

Across borders, fire and strife, Israel and Hezbollah clash in life.

Defense officials meet, plans in hand, Israel’s invasion of Rafah’s sand.

Facial recognition, in Gaza’s maze, Israel’s surveillance, a relentless craze.

Drowned in Mediterranean’s depths, aid to retrieve, Tragic loss, in efforts to achieve.

Francis Scott Key Bridge, in Baltimore’s sight, Lost power, collapsed in the dead of night.

Workers halt cars, heroes in their deed, Rescue efforts, in time of need.

Coast Guard searches, for bodies they seek, From bridge’s collapse, tragedy so bleak.

Biden vows to rebuild, bridge’s loss so dire, Automakers reroute, shipments from the mire.