Court Painter has retooled his entire studio production facility to meet the unprecedented demand for paintings that include…you guessed it…balloons!
In a quickly assembled press availability Court Painter and his Press Attache A Hardon MacKay revealed in order to keep up with Court Painter’s rapid production it became necessary to hire more unpaid studio interns to process orders and hire a skilled retooling expert AB, originally from Lethbridge to modernize the studio workshop to meet the accelerated canvas & stretcher output needs. His specialized knowledge of the flywheel is crucial since a flywheel used in an art studio application is two wheels spinning in opposite directions close together, and, when the ball goes in between them, it launches the ball. In a 7:1 gear ratio, for every one rotation of the first gear, the last gear in the sequence turns seven times. Flywheels can be oriented in two main directions and are fundamental to equipping a forward looking and efficient balloon painting studio.
Questions of who the customers are was answered in clipped tones identifying intelligence personnel from both sides of the 49th parallel plus bureaucrats, politicians, celebrities, helmet salesfolks, long care home residents and Chicken Little.
