Joe Rogan Says Court Painter Could Have the ‘Best Portrait Studio Ever’ If He Could Manage to ‘Loosen Up’

Joe Rogan offered free advice to Court Painter on his art studio enterprise during a recent discussion with the photogenic Jordan Peterson.

At one point during the discussion, he began talking about the best damn paint handler west of the Mason Dixon Line and the Manitoba/ Ontario border.

He commented that Court Painter was the greatest hard scrabble political and celebrity portraitist the Great Dominion ever produced in our lifetime because “he just did the artistic job that he was asked to do by destiny and his inner workings and outer shell.”

“He tried a podcast to expand his thoughts about all things art but swallowed the pod and thank god for the Great Dominion’s universal health care retrevial system . He wanted to do a podcast with his arch nemesis and competitor CC (name available upon request) and it just wasn’t good. It just — it just wasn’t good because he swallowed the pod ,” Rogan said emphatically.

“Well, it’s not that he couldn’t be good at anything he set his mind to…” Rogan continued. “It’s just that he’s this — he’s bigger than everything, you know, he’s the greatest hard scrabble portraitist of pulchritude and pomposity ever. When he goes and does a painting, he can’t just have a whiskey and talk poo. You know, but if he did, it would be gosh darn amazing and good to boot.”

“You mean that he’s restrained,” Jordan Peterson stated quizzingly, after joining the conversation.

“Yes. You would think he’s achieved escape velocity where he could express himself. I mean, he’s done hundreds of masterworks. He can’t be president of The Royal Canadian Academy. So he’s free of that expectation,” Rogan said emphasizing expectation.

“I remember he was talking about people once about how messy and mean people are, you know, that just — things people say about the rigidity of his celebrity portraits, things they don’t necessarily mean but just blurt out in a paroxysm of honesty… And the way he said that, I’m like, I’ve never heard a person of stature like him say that and whimper unapoligeticaly like he did. And I wish he did more of that. You know? I wish someone could talk to him and get him to loosen up and not be so tight and hard scrabble with the rendering of the physiognomy and his hard boiled feelings,” Rogan added.

He concluded, “I think he’s capable of being foot loose & fancy free. I think he could run the best portrait studio ever. I just don’t know what restrains, I mean, it’s, I guess the expectations … what he represents to people that love his rigid hard scrabble, abrasive and gruff manner ways. It’s like, it’s too much. It should be easy for an art star like Court Painter to just be open to his soft vulnerable self when his body-man and Press Attache AHM keep him protected from the moral guardians and immoral groupies that surround his studio on a daily basis.”

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