Requested by Court Painter:
Would you please publish the statement below.
Recently my manager AHM, who is usually ever vigilant with fact checking, made a major error. In the item below he suggests that the Court Painter is pro Trump and his gang. Nothing could be farther from the truth, and you are hearing it from the horse’s mouth. It is true that I have been privy to private sessions with the individuals in question, but it was done only with the intent of transferring some of their ill-gotten financial holdings from their pockets to my manager’s. During these sessions I had a hard time from throwing up but persevered while my manager sat in the adjacent room eating Kentucky Friend Chicken. It is true that the ladies that hung around D and his male relatives were attracted to me but at no time did I choose to take advantage of their lusts as has so often been implied by my overzealous manager. I have informed my manager of my concern and docked his pay a bit and he has assured me that such attempts at humor will be avoided in the future.
Sincerely
The Court Painter
There’s not really much to say other than Court Painter is very grateful for this family providing such intimate access to their way of life and personal interests.
