
Commando Cody, the masked Sky Marshall of The Universe has been called out of retirement to make a last ditch effort to persuade the mask deniers to give it a try and protect humanity from their rancid breath and attitude.

Commando Cody issued a statement,”I wear a mask to protect myself from others and to protect others from myself. My career has been better for it and as a matter of fact , I have another mask that improves the aerodynamics when I fly.”



In spite of Commando Cody’s persuasive efforts he has yet to penetrate the inner sanctum of The Mask Denier Supreme.(He’s the one in the fancy robes)





