Month: January 2025

Prime Minister Trudeau seen with a Sunny Ways painting in 2016

Court Painter during height of his studio’s Sunny Ways production.

The Court Painter has reluctantly decided to conduct a Fire(d) Sale and release inventory of the Sunny Ways series of paintings from the archive. These works, crafted in 2015/16 during a hopeful rush of anticipated success and sales, once radiated painterly optimism and the pregnant promise of plump progress.

Yet now as 2024/25 rolled in, the passage of time has left the paintings dull, weary, their brilliance faded to a frown and quite frankly the sunny ways don’t rise and shine no more.

Everything must go!

No reasonable offer refused. All sales final!

An original painting in 2016 and it’s present state in 2025. So sad…

Justin Trudeau seen putting up his dukes

Court Painter ever the sales-guy tries to unload a painting to potential customer.

Court Painter seen moving old inventory at the ByWard Market, Ottawa

Team Canuck Canada members

In an inspired Canuck Trade & Diplomatic Initiative(CTDI) ,PM Justin Trudeau dispatched 3 teams of the Great Dominion’s reportedly best Team Canuck Canada negoiators.

Canada pulled out all the stops and sent in their freshly appointed diplomatic heavyweights to defuse the recent tariff threat by President elect Trump.

The Great Dominon trade and diplomatic teams include Bob & Doug MacKenzie, The Trailer Park Boys and Marg Delahunty batting clean up!

Epic trade related encounters with Trump & this inspired Canuck TDI is already being reported from the halls of power.

Bob & Doug MacKenzie & The Donald

The Trailer Park Boys & The Donald

Marg Delahunty getting on The Donald’s nerves

Marg Delahunty has The Donald looking for devine intervention

Marg Delahunty has reportedly proven to be Trump’s nemesis

Despondent Donald

Court Painter captured Desponent Donald in a slouch as he not anticipated the bench strength of this Team Canuck Canada.

We always hope for the best!

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Arguably the Great Dominion’s next prime minister, Pierre Rotter Poilievre says Canadians are too obsessed with race because of “wokeism”(actually the Right is obsessed with “wokeism”) and agrees with Jordan Rotter Peterson that Canada essentially had to invent and import racism because it didn’t exist here before recent decades.

Rotter: a worthless, unpleasant, or despicable person

Pierre Poilievre says Canadians are too obsessed with race because of “wokeism” and agrees with Jordan Peterson that Canada essentially had to invent and import racism because it didn’t exist here before recent decades.

Canada is so fucked if this guy forms government. pic.twitter.com/xkMgMAierf

— Paris Marx (@parismarx) January 3, 2025

Jordan Rotter Peterson

Pierre Rotter Poilievre

Editors note: ‘Brain rot’ named Oxford Word of the Year 2024’

Court Painter seen with recent painting “Two Rotters”