Late nite recognition…

Late Night host Stephen Colbert finally paid homage to Court Painter with a display of 4 self portraits by the eminent Great Dominion portraitist and art celebrity.

Court Painter was not available for an on the spot interview because he was watching the hockey game!

guess what …

Court Painter and his trusty Press Attache A Hardon MacKay polled politicians, journalists, pundits, political strategists, pollsters, lobbyists , partisans, academics, policy wonks ,content creators, creatives, grifters and anti matter experts; for their 2023 predictions .

All participants were offered the choice of a crystal ball or an 8 Ball to aid in their process of predictive pundit prognosis.

As much as this helped to expose the prescience of a few of those who responded some chose to spread misinformation, disinformation, harassment , general nastiness and private mockery including snap judgments, hot takes, outrage, condemnation, doomsaying and disagreement sprinkled with a few real good guesses on the Leafs chances in 2023.

Court Painter predicted he would not conduct this exercise again in future in that it elevates the most extreme predictions, offers ample opportunity for bad-faith actors ,short sighted public officials, non visionary’s of all types and is a terrible proxy for measuring the veracity of predictability in the public square , on private land or out on the 7 Seas.

“What the hell are we going to do if we don’t know what is going to happen,”the people rising as one screamed into the wind!

That’s all we have to report .

turn hurt into hope, he said…

Conservative opposition leader Pierre Poilievre gave a statement after his regular Friday night painting class …

“I have never seen so much hurt and so much pain and suffering in our population during my nearly two decades in politics,” he said.

“So sure, let’s tell people to be more civil. But as political leaders, let’s actually try to solve the problems that have upset and angered and hurt people so badly. It is our job to turn that hurt into hope.”

He went on to say how much the painting class allowed him as a political leader to express his inner antagonisms and turn hurt into hope!

trying to makes sense of it all…

Court Painter locked himself in the studio and after a feverish burst of picture making asked himself in the sweat of exhaustion and a tone both plaintive and pleading; ‘what sense does it all make when the best I can hope for is $49.99 per painting on the open market ?’

The Deputy Prime Minister watches as the Prime Minister runs out of nickels
The former Prime Minister orders takeout for the crew.
Pierre tells the story of the broken man on a Halifax pier
Jordan Peterson explains his video lighting techniques to the Court Painter
Premier Smith reacts to Mr. Peterson’s advice
Premier Danelle Smith seen with chief consultant
Court Painter takes a breather with a beer!

A movie reference…

Reposted December 21/23

Former President Donald Trump seethed over a New York magazine article which painted a grim portrait of his post presidential life, and launched a highly personal attack against the writer.

Olivia Nuzzi’s article took a devastating look at Trump’s day-to-day life at Mar-a-Lago, following his announcement that he’s running for president in 2024.

Intrepid reporter Olivia Nuzzi seen at her typewriter

Court Painter seen with portrait of Diva Donalda

The Donald took on the name of Diva Donalda Desmond for his Sunset Washington role

The article notes that Sunset Boulevard is one of Trump’s favorite movies, and it likened the former president’s fall to that of the movie’s antagonist, Norma Desmond.

‘Do you remember how Sunset Boulevard ends? Norma Desmond shoots and kills the writer, a fraudster who has fallen under the spell of her charisma, just as he summons the courage to walk away. Her sycophantic butler flips. There are no enablers left to protect her. A final fantasy, a fake movie set, is staged in the mansion’s entryway. The lights go on, and she is lured before the cameras, where the police are waiting to haul her away.’

The Court Painter Studio Enterprise partnered with venture entertainer Sean Hannity to finance the film Sunset Washington starring Diva Donalda Desmond.

Court Painter got really ginned up by the article and feverishly dashed off some images.

It was all over the tabloids
Donalda ever the Diva
Melania was costume designer
Diva
Diva Diva
Diva Diva Diva

Entertainer Sean Hannity seen taking on the role of Director.

Capitalism at its best!…

Editors note: This text was definitely not written by ChatGPT, an artificial-intelligence chatbot

Sometimes a story comes along that makes the heart of capitalism beat faster , its lungs fill with optimism more quickly and its bowels birth turds of tumescent opportunists fully formed! 

Both CP & AHM , to the manner born capitalists, were nobodies in 2012. Now look at them.

Court Painter has built a terrific brand awareness. Tremendous mindshare. That kind of emotional equity is hard to find in a brand. Even competitor CC (name available upon request) at his peak couldn’t touch the kind of metrics that Court Painter hits day-in, day-out.”

That’s been the story of 2022.

Happy Holidays to those who never stop believing in the promise of the grift.

The Big House interiors…

Court Painter dipped deep into the archives to reintroduce images from July & December of 2018 and November of 2020, exploring “the architectural renderings of Big House interiors.”

He went on to say,”I am so appreciative of those family members who reluctantly but bravely posed as models to give human scale and a lived in look to the interiors.”

Mr Wonderful…

Venture capitalist Kevin O’Leary aka Mr.Wonderful seen with his $15 million smackers paid as a spokesperson for bankrupt crypto exchange FTX

Venture capitalist Kevin O’Leary aka Mr. Wonderful who took an equity stake and became a spokesperson for the now-bankrupt crypto exchange FTX testified at an US Senate crypto hearing Dec 14/22.

In testimony at the Senate hearing Mr. Wonderful says #Binance intentionally put FTX out of business.

US Senate crypto hearing ,Thursday December 15/22 Click link for Mr. Wonderful’s opinion !

Many informed financial experts and most savvy housewives are of the opinion that Kevin O’Leary is a duplicitous blowhard and that Binance didn’t put FTX out of business. FTX put FTX out of business because it was a giant fraudulent operation.

breaker breaker…

The federal government awarded a contract to provide and maintain RCMP communications equipment to a company with ties to the Chinese government, Radio-Canada has learned.

The contract has security experts raising concerns about potential Chinese access to RCMP communications and data.