Category: Images

Tell-All Mural

Court Painter’s Press Attache says 45th President’s ex-portrait painter could make millions with tell-all mural!

Press Attache A Hardon MacKay says Court Painter, former portraitist and gadfly in the Court of Trump , will make millions as he proceeds to paint a tell-all mural…. artfully rendering the president and cameo appearances with Stormy Daniels .
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AHM who runs Court Painter’s marketing and communication arm , says art dealers and art museum mucky mucks are clamouring to meet with Court Painter to take advantage of his tell-all project.  AHM who is close to Court Painter says he has “full intentions” of completing the mural about his time in the company of the president and Stormy . AHM added that Court Painter had “very positive” experiences with President Trump and his one time main squeeze outside the sanctity of his marriage and has nothing negative to render in his sweeping exposes even though his palette may be misinterpreted by critics and the common folk as revelatory, titivating ,dark & foreboding.
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 Court Painter had withdrawn from further Court of Trump commissions  after Trump learned he’d shared intimate sketches featuring him and Stormy during off-the-record drinks with nosy parker reporters.

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 AHM says that if Court Painter is willing to endure the legal, media and presidential onslaught that would come as a result of painting intimate tableaus on his former favourite subjects, then he’s in line for the biggest art payday so far in the Trump era.

“This is someone who had total access, saw everything, which Trump obviously knows and Stormy honestly couldn’t give a hoot,” says AHM.

“I am willing to paint everything I saw ,especially the plantar warts,” Court Painter chuckled metaphorically he thought.

Press Attache AHM says the Court Painter’s sketches of his time painting the president in intimate quarters are “sufficiently shocking”when blown up mural size and will likely get an advance of $5 million or more from a yet undisclosed source. “It doesn’t get much better. I mean this is a major score,” he said. “There might be argument or a higher calling for why Court Painter is doing this…. otherwise it would come across as transactional. … It’s a tricky path however Court Painter smells money in the water and he’s going in for the artistic kill”.

Advance images of the mural were being posted on Court Painter’s private blog post link which is a clunker so we’ve posted them here.

People’s Party Brain Trust

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People’s Party of Canada Leader Maxime Bernier has doubled down after attempting to discredit an internationally recognized teenage climate change activist by calling her “mentally unstable.”

Court Painter in discussion with Asshole Max

After facing scorn on Twitter for his remarks on Greta Thunberg on Sunday, Bernier did not back down in an eight-part tweetstorm the following day.

He called Thunberg “the international mascot for climate alarmism” and claimed she is being used as “a convenient shield” by the left.

“Greta Thunberg is clearly mentally unstable,” he tweeted. “Not only autistic, but obsessive-compulsive, eating disorder, depression and lethargy, and she lives in a constant state of fear.”

“My concern is not for Greta Thunberg’s feelings, but for the millions of Canadians and people in other countries who will be poorer, will suffer and have their lives upended if we let her and the movement she represents impose their radical ideas,” he later added.

The People’s Party refuses to accept the scientific consensus that global warming caused by human activity has put the future of the planet in serious jeopardy.

Greta Thunberg is open about having Asperger’s syndrome and recently said on Twitter, “When haters go after your looks and differences, it means they have nowhere left to go. And then you know you’re winning!

Andrew’s Do Over

In what is seen as a brilliant attempt at a do over for Conservative leader Andrew Scheer the party marketing team contracted a top of the charter …the pop singer Taylor Swift to develop a 2019 campaign music video entitled “You Need to Spruce Up”….featuring the spruced up Scheer.

The video is under wraps until just before the first leaders debate and is meant to update Andrew’s 50’s image and mind set plus add colour to an otherwise straight pale presentation.

 

Who you gonna call?

If there’s something strange burning  your world
Who you gonna call?
If there’s something catastrophic
And it don’t look good
Who you gonna call?

 

Fire Marshall Bill identifies President Bolsonaro of Brazil & President Trump of USA as his favourite  clients!

Max’s Madness Infects Elections Canada

Factual assertions now called partisan

During an election campaign, election advertising, which is specifically excluded from “partisan activities,” is one of the types of political activity that charities and other third parties are permitted to do. This includes ads that take a position on an issue with which a registered party or candidate is associated.

If the charity spends more than $500, it must register and report to Elections Canada about its paid “election advertising.” The cost and administrative burden of this registration and record-keeping discourages some charities, but there is a legitimate public purpose for it.

What’s new and dangerous is this: because Maxime Bernier and members of his People’s Party of Canada are climate deniers, Elections Canada now insists that factual assertions about climate science and policy are “partisan.”

If we get a Flat Earth party, will gravity and the shape of the world become “partisan?” Would an anti-vaxxer party make medical science “partisan?”

Source: The Tyee Aug 20/19