‘reassert and enforce’ USA style…

Source: Global News December 8/25

Elephants in the room…

Premier Smith & Prime Minister Carney appear to tussle in the elephant room.

https://www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/opinion/method-mark-carney-madness

The method to Mark Carney’s madness

‘This MOU strikes me as one giant wink to the climate community — one that commits Ottawa to supporting an oil pipeline Carney knows will never get built. 

That’s because Smith and whoever steps up as its proponent will still need to negotiate with impacted First Nations.

They would have to negotiate with BC Premier David Eby, who will be looking ahead to the next election and the prospect of rallying his base around fighting back against another Alberta oil pipeline.

And, most importantly, they will have to convince the oil and gas industry to invest in the sort of high-cost growth projects that would be needed to fill the pipeline. 

That isn’t going to happen.

Court Painter’s pictorial rendering of the reasons an oil pipeline will not get built.

The oil and gas industry may have deliberately cultivated a reputation for itself as a place defined by risk-taking and swagger, but today’s oil and gas sector is run by glorified spreadsheet jockeys who consistently shy away from even the smallest quantum of uncertainty.

And while they might support the political ambitions of Premier Smith and the UCP, but they have a legal fiduciary duty to their shareholders — one that requires them to seriously assess the prospect of things like peak oil demand and its impact on any new projects they might want to build. 

The MOU, then, is textbook Carney. By telling a political adversary what they wanted to hear, he’s gotten them to agree to something he needs.

A white elephant

For a guy who wasn’t supposed to be a natural politician, he’s turning out to be pretty good at it — better, even, than the one he replaced. ‘

Alberta Premier Smith strikes a triumphant pose over a smiling PM. Carney

Court Painter resting after his prodigious pachyderm painting production.

distracted…

Governments of Alberta & Canada decide to share the white elephant.

decades of Back Dues blues…

Source: Politico 11/22/2025

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/22/gop-lawmaker-demands-300b-in-defense-dues-from-canada-00666112

Sen. Twit Tillis sings them Back Dues blues

HALIFAX — Republican lawmaker Sen. Thom Tillis of North Carolina says it’s all good and well that Canada is finally meeting its NATO defense spending commitments, but Canada should make up for two decades of back dues — to the tune of $300 billion.

“Can we do a makeup payment for the 20 years of shortfalls as well?” Tillis told a Saturday panel at the Halifax International Security Forum, a international gathering of defense officials and security professionals.


Court Painter operates the Canadian calculator with skill and accuracy!

The Court Painter Forensic Team including Press Attaché and forensic opinionist AHM, alongside part-time studio forensic economist Chatterley Histrionic Abernathy Thunderbuns (Chat GPT)—got out their trusty calculators to determine how the USA has and continues to siphon billions each year from the Great Dominion’s economy.

While it must be pointed out that economists traditionally enjoy a certain latitude with precision, the Court Painter’s forensic team nevertheless claims far more reliability than U.S. Senator Thom Twit Tillis’s much-discussed—but entirely fanciful—spreadsheet of “makeup payments” (which can readily be read as “made-up” payments) supposedly owed by Canada.

Court Painter points out the obvious Canadian response to US financial demands.

The CP Forensic Team confirmed that Alberta’s oil revenue losses are far from trivial. The culprit is the WTI–WCS differential—a price gap so volatile it could justify its own monitoring system. Because it constantly fluctuates, there is no single, stable figure for “how much Alberta loses by selling discounted oil to American buyers.” However, by reviewing historical data and applying standard industry analysis, the team found the losses can be severe: $10 billion to over $20 billion CAD in a single year during periods of significant disparity, with 2018 standing as one of the worst years on record.

Not content with examining a single economic pressure point, the studio’s crack forensic team of bright lights also turned to the impact of:

To this, one must add the financially stressful imposition of U.S. tariffs on Canadian aluminum, steel, lumber, and auto production:

While the Court Painter economic forensic team readily acknowledges the imperfect nature of economic estimation and figure fudging, the financial consequences themselves remain unmistakably—and consistently—a substantial burden on the fine citizens of the Great Dominion imposed by policies of the United States of America.

simpler time…


Blood Bros hand in hand…

President Donald Trump met with Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman in the Oval Office of the White House on Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2025.

President Donald Trump and Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman fondle each other’s bloody hands as corrupt blood bothers hand in hand!

As a reminder:

Jamal Ahmad Hamza Khashoggi[a] (13 October 1958 – 2 October 2018) was a Saudi journalist, dissident, author, columnist and editor. Khashoggi was assassinated at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October 2018 by agents of the Saudi government at the behest of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.[8][9][10][11] (Wikipedia)

PHEW !

Liberals clear high-stakes confidence vote to pass federal budget, avoid holiday election

Prime Minister Mark Carney’s minority Liberal government narrowly survived its third confidence vote in as many weeks on Monday, passing the federal budget by a vote of 170-168 and staving off a holiday election.

Court Painter captured the key vote that meant the Great Dominion would avoid a Christmas election.

bang, whimper, burst…

https://open.substack.com/pub/broligarchy/p/peter-thiel-gets-out-of-dodge?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

bubble pop…

Facing a bleak financial future for many of his inner circle of friends and clients, Court Painter has called upon the studio’s resident financial expert, D.Eep S. Eek (DeepSeek), to outline a business survival strategy, designed as protection from the impending bubble burst boosted by browbeating brainiacs.

Executive Summary: Post-Bubble Business Continuity Strategy for Court Painter

Situation: Court Painter faces significant revenue risk from potential client wealth reduction (“billionaires to millionaires”) amid AI bubble speculation. Current business model relies on high-discretionary-spend clients.

Core Strategy: Pivot from selling luxury portraits to offering irreplaceable experiences and tangible assets. Position as the “anti-AI” alternative emphasizing human craftsmanship and permanence.

Key Initiatives:

  1. Brand Reinforcement
    • Amplify “human touch” narrative against algorithmic art
    • Document artistic process through content marketing
    • Emphasize material permanence and heirloom quality
  2. Revenue Diversification
    • Target resilient client segments (old money, institutions, professionals)
    • Introduce tiered service offerings (Masterwork → Executive → Signature)
    • Expand to generational family portraits and corporate commissions
  3. Value Proposition Enhancement
    • Reframe portraits as tangible assets with provenance
    • Maintain premium pricing for top tier as Veblen good
    • Highlight scarcity (limited output of single artist)
  4. Financial Risk Mitigation
    • Implement 50% non-refundable deposits
    • Establish staged payment schedules
    • Include cancellation protection clauses
From (Bubble Economy)To (Post-Bubble Reality)
Selling a Status SymbolSelling an Heirloom Asset
Product: A LikenessExperience: A Collaborative Journey
Client: The Nouveau RicheClients: Old Money, Institutions, Legacy Families
Price: Opaque & HighValue: Transparent & Justified (Tiers)
Reliance on Discretionary IncomeAppeal to Permanence & Investment