photo-shoot fail…

Photo-shoot fail: Biden, Trudeau miss traditional photo with world leaders at G2

RIO DE JANEIRO 

US President Biden and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau strolled up after photographers had already taken the official picture, as other world leaders milled about chatting after having smiled and raised linked hands for the photo.

The timing left Chinese President Xi Jinping front and centre among the rows of leaders posed against blue skies and blue water in Rio de Janeiro.

Portrait from previous sitting with the ever on time President Xi.

Biden and Trudeau arrived together at the designated spot for the photo, standing and looking about to join the group photo, a set piece of such summits.

It has been reported that the two were delayed because of previously scheduled portrait sittings with celebrity artist Court Painter who demanded the sitters remain still while finishing the rendering of his political subjects.

Court Painter did not apologize for his delaying of the world leaders photo op ,commentimg that paint takes time to dry and true heritage moments are not produced with a “picture snap!”

Court Painter seen in portrait settings with the diminished and tardy leaders.

Crowning…

Donald the First, future Monarch of the United States of Autocracy

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith will be heading to Washington, D.C., for Donald Trump’s coronation  Jan. 20, 2025.

The premier’s office confirmed Smith plans to attend the Canadian Embassy’s coronation event, where she will watch the crowning.

The event will be a gathering of Canadian and American officials who are key to maintaining a strong and constructive relationship by transitioning negotiations from a presidental led republic to a Trump led monarchy.

The premier has also been invited to speak to a group of conservative monarchists working on fossil fuel climate denial policy in the United States.

She will also be using the trip as an opportunity to further build relationships within the Trump monarchy and will be pursuing a number of bilateral meetings and roundtables with all the kings men to advocate for Albertans’ interests with its largest trading partner.

It is expected there will be flurry of announcements soon from other Canadian officals regarding their attendance at the event.

Court Painter has conjured up in his stunning style of olde nouveau realism , memorable images to honour the Premier’s presence at the crowning event.

Premier Smith is expected to bring her favourite prairie dog as a gift to the monarch

Court Painter & portrait of Premier Smith in a less regal setting

Garland…

Reposted: November 15,2024

From a Court Painter post of  Dec.29/2021…

WTF is Garland waiting for….?

If US Attorney General Merrick Garland is asleep at the wheel of justice as lawless authoritarian forces hold democracy by the throat; then arguably AG Garland and his sleep walking of justice may be judged to have contributed as much to the erosion of democratic principles of law and order as Donald Trump and his Republican sycophants.

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Ai-Da Robot…

Carlie Porterfield The Art Newspaper 8 November 2024

Painting by the AI robot Ai-Da sells for more than $1m at Sotheby’s . It’s a new record for a work of art created by a robot, the auction house says

Ai-Da with her paintings at a United Nations event in Geneva. Courtesy Ai-Da Robot Studios
Ai-Da with her paintings at a United Nations event in Geneva. Courtesy Ai-Da Robot Studios

The painting A.I. God. Portrait of Alan Turing (2024) depicts Alan Turing, the English mathematician and Second World War cryptanalyst who is remembered as a pioneer  of AI and computer science. The work was displayed earlier this year at a United Nations global summit on AI in Geneva.

Ai-Da Robot was developed by a team led by Oxford gallerist Aidan Meller. Ai-Da is able to paint and draw using cameras in its eyes and robotic arms.

“I do not have subjective experiences; I am dependent on computer programmes … although I’m not alive, I can still create art,” the robot told members of the Communications and Digital committee during a 2022 speech at the House of Lords in the UK.

Court Painter spoke to Ai -Da in private to help explain the difference between his flesh & blood presence and an AI robot by quoting the Bard:

“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?”

As a gesture of good will across this 21st century divide , Court Painter undertook to breath life into portraits of Ai-Da in his signature natural style.

A Court Painter Explainer:( If needed , an explainer of the explainer is available for a small fee payable in bitcoin)

The Court Painter’s oeuvre of commissioned portraiture materializes a meticulously curated simulacrum of rugged authenticity, deployed within meticulously staged postindustrial contexts that both signify and complicate a performative celebration of blue-collar labor and artisanal craft. His aesthetic trajectory signals a pronounced recalibration of taste away from the artifice of algorithmically generated visual paradigms and toward a valorized, ostensibly “natural” aesthetic. This shift inscribes a reflexive engagement with the knowledge-intensity embedded in the praxes and epistemological frameworks of his subjects, ultimately situating his work within a discursive ethos of authenticity, anti-corporate resistance, and nonprofit ideological alignment.

Winners & losers…

Nov 11, 2024 Prof G Markets

This week on Prof G Markets, Scott and Ed open the show by discussing the end of the Boeing machinist workers strike, Perplexity’s offer to help the New York Times, and Palantir’s earnings. Then Scott and Ed break down the sectors that they expect will see the biggest gains and losses under the Trump administration. They also discuss which regulators will survive the Trump administration and explain what the market is telling us about the future of housing prices.

Let them eat Fake..

The Honest Broker : TED GIOIA article :NOV 07, 2024

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https://open.substack.com/pub/tedgioia/p/is-there-a-crisis-of-seriousness?r=1sx7vz&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

Excerpted from article:

Here’s the Google analysis of the use of the word fake in texts over the last 150 years. 

Chart showing a steady rise in the use of the word 'fake' in recent decades

Fake is our leading candidate for word of the century. It captures almost everything relevant now in a single syllable. 

Screenshot

You have to give Susan Sontag some credit, the inflection point in accelerating fakeness happened almost exactly when she complained about the collapse in seriousness in the mid-1990s. 

Here’s the scariest part of the story: Most of this is by design. 

Our culture is now obsessed with deception and misdirection—and it’s not just on the movie screen anymore. You see it everywhere, from cosplay conventions to bands wearing masks to the misguided virtual reality mania. 

Lifestyles are increasingly about pretending. Your real self stays in hiding, while your fake self gets presented in the most spectacular way on social media and other digital platforms.

Never before in history has authenticity been in such short supply. That’s so much the case, that the very word authenticity is mocked.

Portrait of Marie-Antoinette by the French painter Élisabeth Louise Vigée Le Brun

unelected…

Click link for AXIOS article

Behind the Curtain: The most powerful (unelected) man ever

America just elevated one man to an unfathomable status: the most powerful civilian — ever.

Why it matters: Elon Musk — the most influential backer of President-elect Trump, thanks to his money, time and X factor — now sits at the pinnacle of power in business, government influence and global information (and misinformation) flow.

Higher ambitions: Listen to Musk, and he always circles back to his belief in creating a multi-planetary future. He believes the future of our species is wholly dependent on it. 

  • Well, you get there by controlling space — satellites, space travel and ultimately colonization. He has a virtual global monopoly on satellites and the hottest space company on the globe, Space X — one NASA depends on.

Tucker Carlson interview with Elon Musk on election night describing Trump

MUSK: This is why I posted on X, like, nothing would do more damage to Kamala’s campaign than going on Joe Rogan, because she’d run out of non sequiturs after about 45 minutes.

CARLSON: You can’t hide in three hours!

MUSK: Yeah, like hour two and three would be a complete melted puddle of nonsense. So, it would just be absolute game over. That’s why she didn’t go on. But, on the other hand, Trump, he’s there, there’s no talking points. He’s just being a normal person, having a conversation and doing three hours of Rogan, no problem.

comebacks…

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 A letter from the editor-in-chief  November 6.2024
Double trouble: Trump and Netanyahu meet again
Esther Solomon. Esther Solomon Editor-in-chief, Haaretz English

 ‘Congratulations on history’s greatest comeback!’ That was the breathless response by Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to Donald Trump’s second presidential election victory. And Netanyahu knows something about historic comebacks.
 Most recently, he made it back to power after a year in opposition while facing a criminal trial and subjecting Israelis to five elections in four years. But his most ‘historic’ comeback has been his political survival, his rehabilitation in the polls and his intensifying centralization of power since presiding over Israel’s greatest calamity, October 7.And Netanyahu made a further move to bolster his single-handed grip on power yesterday, conveniently timed for while America was gripped by the presidential election results.
Netanyahu’s firing of Defense Minister Yoav Gallant during wartime, the last gate-keeping adult left in a senior position in the government, was a clear statement of purpose:

Israel’s government solely exists to sustain, protect and defend the prime minister’s political career.

Israel is ruled by a more-than-simply-aspiring autocrat and annexationist touting “total victory” while America will soon be governed by a similarly authoritarian and exclusionist MAGA demagogue.

How these two disastrous leaders’ worldviews and policies will coalesce or conflict will have a fateful impact on Israel, the Palestinians and the wider Middle East – from the wars devastating the region to the nature of the societies that will emerge in their wake.

Esther Solomon
Editor-in-chief, Haaretz English

a sleight revision…

Portrait of Dr.Hannibal Lector by Court Painter commissioned by The Donald

Actual Excerpt from Donald J Trump speech:

“You know, when I say insane asylums, and then I say Dr. Hannibal Lector. Does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, “Oh, he brings up these names.” And of, well, that’s genius, right? Dr. Hannibal Lector. There’s nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory. But they always hit me. I don’t bring it up too much, because they have to take such a—“he brought up Hannibal Lector, what does that have to do with this? What does it—” It has everything to do with it, right? He was, that’s who we’re allowing into our country. And we don’t want to allow that into our country. So I’ve done something for you that I haven’t done in 20 speeches. I’ve brought up Dr. Hannibal Lector. And we’re allowing him in. You watch, these fake people will say, “Again he brought up Hannibal Lector. Has absolutely nothing to do.” You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It’s genius. You bring up Hannibal Lector. You mention insane asylum, Hannibal Lector, you go, oh. Now, there’ll be a time in life when the weave won’t finish properly at the bottom. And then we can talk. But right now it’s pure genius, hey. I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father’s brother. Forty-one years at MIT, longest-serving professor. So many degrees he didn’t know what the hell to do with them all. And the most complicated—I understand a lot of this stuff. You know, I believe in that. I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not going to produce a bad golfer. Right? You know, that’s the way it works. Uh, it’s just one of those things. It’s in the family, and it’s—whatever. But we have to save this country. We’d better save this country.”

Court Painter with portrait of Dr.Hannibal Lector

Lady Rosanne poses with another portait of Dr.Hannibal Lector comissioned by The Donald

Chatteley Gonads Persnipity Thunderbuns (ChatGPT),resident Court Painter studio scribe and aspiring speech writer, insisted on rewriting The Donald’s speech as a sort of biblical tale.As usual AHM had to step in as editor to clean up the final result.

And it came to pass, in the land of the coarse,
When I the muse ,lifted my voice slightly hoarse,
Behold! I cried, insane asylums do I name,
And lo, the dread visage of Dr, Hannibal Lector, a fiend of great shame!

Who amongst you knows this name of fearsome might?
They questioned in confusion, their hearts filled with fright.
Yet verily, I say, is it my denseness profound,
To speak of such darkness, where shadows abound?

For who is more fearsome than he, this wretched soul,
From the tales of silent lambs he hath taken his toll.
Who else could recall such villainy’s guise?
From memory unfathomable, I share this surprise.

Yet oft do you rise, bewildered and sore,
What hath he to do with our troubles and more?
Nay, dear brethren, I declare, it is woven in fate,
For into our menus, we must not let him infiltrate.

Thus, I proclaim, in these discourses unmeasured,
I have summoned the name of Hannibal Lector, a tale darkly treasured.
Mark how the fickle will scoff and deride,
Yet again he invokes that culinary madman, they chide.

But hark, how I weave with a cunning hand,
For Hannibal Lector’s name carries my truth that must stand.
There shall come a day when my tapestry frays,
And then shall I smoulder in the ash as I lay.

Now is the season for derangement to reign,
I ponder my uncle, a sage with much gain.
Forty-one years at MIT, his wisdom did flow,
Alas,my knowledge so vacuous, it doth not glow.

In the depths of his learning, great mysteries lay,
Like a golfer of skill, in my lineage I’d say.
For what is bred in my bone cannot be feigned,
Together at my rallys, my strength shall be gained.

So heed well my babble, let my avarice ascend,
To save my lard ass, you must vote and defend!

A few more images…why not!?