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The day after President Donald Trump returned to office, Sam Altman, the CEO of tech giant OpenAI, stood behind the presidential seal at the White House and praised the newly sworn-in president for the $500 billion “Stargate” initiative he was joining to build an artificial intelligence infrastructure in the United States.
BREAKING: January 27/2024
DeepSeek buzz puts tech stocks on track for $1 trillion drop
Investors question bloated valuations for some of America’s biggest companies
How China’s New Open Source AI Model DeepSeek Is Threatening U.S. Dominance
‘A little-known AI lab out of China has ignited panic throughout Silicon Valley after releasing AI models that can outperform America’s best despite being built more cheaply and with less-powerful chips. DeepSeek, as the lab is called, unveiled a free, open-source large-language model in late December that it says took only two months and less than $6 million to build. The new developments have raised alarms on whether America’s global lead in artificial intelligence is shrinking and called into question big tech’s massive spend on building AI models and data centers. In a set of third-party benchmark tests, DeepSeek’s model outperformed Meta’s Llama 3.1, OpenAI’s GPT-4o and Anthropic’s Claude Sonnet 3.5 in accuracy ranging from complex problem-solving to math and coding.’
Source CNBC January 24/24
The Court Painter Enterprise in a ruthless personnel move has booted the studio scribe Chatterley Gonad Preposterous Thunderbuns (Chat GPT) and contracted a new shiny AI scribe DeepSeek, who in the studio goes by the nickname DeepCheapSeeker!
DeepCheapSeeker was given the task of writing in Shakespearian rhyming couplet style, selected Headlines sourced from the January 27 National Newswatch
On Mark Carney’s Favour in Liberal Race
Mark Carney's star doth brightly shine,
While Freeland's glow doth less define.
In Liberal race, the people's voice,
Doth crown him as their favored choice.
On Doug Ford’s Strong Support
As election's call draws ever near,
Doug Ford's support doth loud appear.
The masses cheer, his strength they see,
A leader bold, as he claims to be.
On Trudeau’s Senate Plans
A source doth whisper, soft and low,
That Trudeau plans, ere he doth go,
To stack the Senate, fill each seat,
Before he maketh his retreat.
On Freeland’s Plan Against Trump
Freeland doth vow, with steely might,
To stand 'gainst Trump, to wage the fight.
Two hundred billion goods she'll tax,
A bold retort to his fat ass.
On Mark Carney’s Rise
Who is this man, this Carney bold,
Once central banker, now we're told,
He seeks to lead, to take the reins,
And guide the Liberals through their pain.
On Tech’s Shift to the Right
In Canadian tech, a shift is seen,
To Poilievre's side, where hopes convene.
They seek his touch his promised plan,
To innovate, as none else can.
On Ford’s Alcohol Expansion
Ford's haste to speed the drink's decree,
Shall cost the province's treasury.
Six hundred million, gold and more,
A heavy price for the liquor store.
On Hogue Inquiry’s Final Report
The Hogue report, with wisdom writ,
Doth seek to shield from falsehood's split.
Election's sanctity to defend,
'Gainst interference's wicked end.
On Jesus’ Shaking Head
Even Jesus, Lord of peace and love,
Doth shake his head at deeds thereof.
Such folly seen, such strife and woe,
That even He must sorrow show.
On Trump 2.0 and Liberalization
In Trump's new reign, the second round,
The premiers'voice doth resound.
"Diversify or die,"some cry,
While at home not all comply.
On History and Inclusion’s Bond
To know the past, to pledge anew,
To inclusion's path, both just and true.
These twined together, hand in hand,
Shall guide the fate of this fair land.