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Court Painter insisted that I, as his Press Attache & Marketing Guru,make  you aware of some of the services offered to our preferred non paying subscribers by The Court Painter Studio Ltd. In addition to the almost daily updates of masterworks we also are offering a comprehensive private art consulting service at competitive industry rates.

As a special thank you to our subscribers on the occasion of this new service launch, is the series :Stolen Moments of   Celebrity Lives in an unsigned edition of 25,000. Based on original hand crafted paintings, Court Painter has authorized reproductions to be printed in stunning monotone: 5 stolen moments of intimacy, reenacted by two mystery celebrities who remain to this day: celebrities and mysterious!

 

COURT PAINTER ADVISORY provides independent curatorial and art advisory services for private individuals, museums, corporate elites and institutional collections. With the expertise of the Court Painter, who’s  ideas are intellectually and conceptually bold and technically accomplished , you can’t go wrong.! His aim is to facilitate the relationship between the Court Painter and collectors, institutions and art venues, thereby enabling him to offer an impressive portfolio of services for his clients worldwide at competitive industry rates.
Due to a high demand on our services, please be patient. The line is long and our expert assistants are working like monkeys

To facilitate all of your inquiries,you can be assured that we will eventually get back to you. Please leave us your land line numbers and home addresses , off and on shore bank accounts and social security numbers as we prefer to do things the old fashioned way so that you will be satisfied the old fashioned way and can then sit back with that old fashioned response  “Ahhhh!”

Editors note: Court Painter insisted on writing most of this himself…what can I say!

Basketcase

Court Painter makes the case that his former high school hoop skills as a run and gun triple threat crossover dribbler and dunker should be marshalled to sink the Warriors and swish the Raptors into the expectant heart of the Great Dominion’s wet hoop dream!

Editors note: Don’t you dare quote from this passage without express permission from Court Painter Studios Ltd.

–Court Painter strikes a  poetry in motion hoopster pose

Drake enthusiastically cheering in support of Court Painter while Court Painter enthusiastically cheers him on!

Royal Pain in the ass

Court Painter very quickly dropped his basketball sideline cheering with an unknown rapper and headed across the pond with his painting kit to cover the latest royalty hijinks by the world’s best known royal pain in the ass.

Her Majesty was very kind to show the royal pain selections from the Court Painter collection which featured an American dancer and acquaintance of his royal pain.

Not so great umbrage

Michael J. Cooper  Conservative MP  represents the riding of St Albert-Edmonton . Cooper serving as vice-chair of the Standing Committee on Justice & Human Rights was removed by party leader Andrew Scheer after Cooper confronted witness Alberta Muslim Public Affairs Council president Faisal Khan Suri in a manner that was considered offensive by reading into the record a passage from the Christchurch Shooter’s Manifesto — which has been banned in New Zealand.

The committee suspended its hearing before returning to the witnesses, after which Cooper offered a tepid apology.  He said he would withdraw his comment, saying the witness should be ashamed, “but certainly not the rest of what I said.”

What got Cooper’s baby blue conservative knickers in a knot was the witness drawing a link (among others) between “conservative commentators” and the online history of mosque shooter Alexandre Bissonnette at which Cooper expressed ‘great umbrage’.

The head of the Alberta Muslim anti-racism advocacy group questioned what Cooper was doing with the manifesto. “That manifesto should not be in the hands of any Canadian whatsoever. That is the most grotesque thing that I could ever see… Why would I even want to have or read a document that somewhat dignifies and justifies the murder of 51 innocent people?”

Cooper remains in Scheer’s shadow cabinet as deputy justice  critic.

quote source: Altha Raj Huffington Post

No Apology Police Merch

UPDATED NOVEMBER 29/2019

Halifax’s police chief has issued a formal apology to Nova Scotia’s black community today over the practice of street checks, describing it as a first step to counter a series of historic wrongs.

The Board of Police Commissioners was somewhat concerned that the No Apology branded merchandise had become unsalable until one bright light pointed out that it would be wise to sit on it since another No Apology occasion was sure to arise at anytime in the future.

(The Halifax Regional Police merchandise online site actually exists)

Posted May 21, 2019

Members of Nova Scotia’s black community say the refusal by Halifax Regional Police and RCMP to apologize for street checks  speaks volumes.

Street checks (carding) allow police officers to document information about a person they believe could be of significance to a future investigation, and record details such as their ethnicity, gender, age and location.

In March, a report by University of Toronto criminology professor Scot Wortley found black people in the Halifax area were six times more likely to be street checked by police than white people. The report also found random street checks contributed to the criminalization of black youth.

To acknowledge the report the Halifax Regional Police Apparel web site is featuring a new line of NO APOLOGY merchandise for all products on offer.

Justice minister Mark Furey doesn’t have an apparel web site however he is rumoured to have bought a number of Classic T Shirts for his staff and Bistro mugs for the Premier and cabinet.

The Board of Police Commissioners members reportedly are big on the Fleece items as gifts and family wear.

The short sleeve maternity T Shirt is a winner!