Excrement (ekskrɪmənt ) the solid waste that is passed out of a person or animal’s body through their bowels [formal] The cage smelled of excrement.Human excrement is usually considered toxic and untreated can lead to infectious diseases.
Court Painter life sized decals and banners hope to have impact as social distance marker
Court Painter posed for his gentle but firm BACK OFF JACKASS !message to social distance! He forgot his mask but it’s too late now!
Calgary— It is a startling sight as you come across life-sized Court Painter decals & banners festooned on a pub in downtown Calgary.
Images of the award-winning painter & portraitist to the celebrity and political class can be seen on the sidewalk , tables, signage and fencing of the Ship & Anchor pub in the city’s downtown, using the imposing image of his six-foot frame (estimated) to make damn sure the customers maintain their proper physical distance at all times.
The prototype initiative was developed by Press Attache A Hardon MacKay, Court Painter’s marketing guru, with the aim of injecting some seriousness into physical distancing with a gentle but firm message and hopefully getting some free drinks from the fine establishment.He expects the prototype will catch fire and pave the way for demand by social establishments across the Great Dominion.
Court Painter is hopeful this public service effort will hasten the social behaviour necessary to flatten the curve of this preposterous pandemonious pandemic and return his former drinking hole to the ignore personal space clientele coziness (his words) ,he so cherished.
ChrystiaFreeland Should Act As PM While Trudeau Investigated For WE Charity Deal: Bloc Québécois Leader Yves-François Blanchet
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau needs to temporarily step aside and let his deputy, Chrystia Freeland, take over while he remains at the centre of another ethics investigation, the Bloc Québécois said Thursday.
Bloc Québécois Leader Yves-François Blanchet made the suggestion shortly after it was first revealed by Canadaland that members of the Trudeau family were paid tens of thousands of dollars to speak at WE Charity events.
He added his party would offer “full collaboration” in Parliament with the Liberal minority government if Freeland temporarily takes over.
“Because for the time being, he cannot be considered as being qualified to keep doing the job,” he said of the prime minister, who is now being investigated by the federal ethics commissioner for the third time.
Blanchet’s endorsement for Freeland doesn’t come as a surprise. The Bloc leader spoke highly of the deputy prime minister , suggesting that it’s her time to shine.
“I had the impression of speaking more with a leader than I was speaking with Mr. Trudeau many times.”
Relatives, legal experts say Nova Scotia should begin work on inquiry into mass killing
Published Monday, April 27, 2020
IT IS NOW JULY 8,2020
Where Is The Inquiry?
HALIFAX — A coalition of groups devoted to eliminating gender-based violence across Canada is urging Ottawa and Nova Scotia to refrain from using a restorative justice approach for a promised inquiry into the mass killing that claimed 22 lives in the Maritime province.
“Strange Fruit” is a song recorded by Billie Holiday in 1939 and released as a single on the Commodore label. Originally written as a poem by Abel Meeropol . Holiday first performed the song at Café Society in Greenwich Village in 1939.
Southern trees bear strange fruit Blood on the leaves and blood at the root Black bodies swinging in the southern breeze Strange fruit hanging from the popular trees
Pastoral scene of the gallant south The bulging eyes and the twisted mouth Scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh Then the sudden smell of burning flesh
Here is a fruit for the crows to pluck For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck For the sun to rot, for the tree to drop Here is a strange and bitter crop
Performing the song at Café Society in Greenwich Village,Holliday said that singing it made her fearful of retaliation but, because its imagery reminded her of her father, she continued to sing the piece, making it a regular part of her live performances. Holiday would close with it; the waiters would stop all service in advance; the room would be in darkness except for a spotlight on Holiday’s face; and there would be no encore.
With the pundits profuse touting of the Crystal Ball Futures product, Court Painter was doubly assured by the company literature that any paintings he created of future events through the aid of crystal gazing , would unfold as value added painterly predictions and hold up to any contemporary scrutiny in the future as it became present. Moving from the past where things were predicted into the future, the present has arrived and Court Painter has been forced to dump on the open art market, a series of past predictive images presently gone sour and of diminished value…currently!
“We undertook the use of the Crystal Ball Futures product in good faith as an aid in building up an Oracle Series of inventory based on crystal ball gazing and wishful thinking. We were proven wrong!” sobbed Press Attache A Hardon MacKay at an emotional press briefing.
He went on to say through a veil of tears that after this ill fated venture of predicting the future through art, Court Painter would now return to his traditional real time method of “capturing the present… the immediate,…the moment … the ever present…as we know it. The future sadly is for prognosticators and pundits not brush wielding practitioners rooted in the now!”
Note: Court Painter was obligated under the purchase agreement to include a Crystal Ball Futures product placement in each painting.
Commando Cody, the masked Sky Marshall of The Universe has been called out of retirement to make a last ditch effort to persuade the mask deniers to give it a try and protect humanity from their rancid breath and attitude.
Commando Cody seen preparing for his sales pitch.
Commando Cody issued a statement,”I wear a mask to protect myself from others and to protect others from myself. My career has been better for it and asa matter of fact , I have another mask that improves the aerodynamics when I fly.”
Commando Cody seen in full flight!Two mask deniers seen listening skeptically to the sales pitch.Commando Cody thinks he may have broken through with one of them.
In spite of Commando Cody’s persuasive efforts he has yet to penetrate theinner sanctum of The Mask Denier Supreme.(He’s the one in the fancy robes)
The Mask Denier SupremeThe Mask Denier Supreme seen with Attorney General Enabler.The Mask Denier Supreme seen with a former mask denier.The Mask Denier Supreme seen with a friend out on parole.The Mask Denier Supreme seen with The Scum of the EarthCourt Painter seen in studio wearing a mask.
I’m looking for a house In the world Where the white shadows Will not fall. There is no such house, Dark brothers, No such house At all.
Originally Published: March 25th, 2008..
Major Jackson (born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) is an American poet and professor. He is the author of five collections of poetry: The Absurd Man (W.W. Norton, 2020), Roll Deep (W.W. Norton, 2015), Holding Company (W.W. Norton, 2010) and Hoops (W.W. Norton, 2006), finalist for an NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Literature-Poetry, and Leaving Saturn (University of Georgia, 2002), winner of the 2000 Cave Canem Poetry Prize[1] and finalist for a National Book Critics Award Circle.
What we are used to seeing from this Prime Minister is Liberal MPs on the Justice committee enforcing a coverup in the SNC-Lavalin affair. We are used to the ethics commissioner reporting that nine witnesses with material information were forbidden from testifying by the Privy Council Office. We are used to this Prime Minister responding to the Nova Scotia killings by trying to tell reporters what they could and couldn’t report. We are used to a Prime Minister who has replaced Question Period in the House of Commons with daily briefings to reporters whose tone is deferential, who are limited to a single follow-up per question, and who don’t get to speak until Trudeau has announced the latest injection of dozens of millions of dollars into the national mood. Canadians see this Prime Minister, and they are used to watching him be the only person in a crowd who thinks he is answering a question.
That’s not good enough now. It’s time for a real inquiry with real powers to provide real answers to a slaughter whose central figure’s ties to the federal police force that took two days to stop him are in question. Now, please.