First Posted July 2017: Bear still Dancing,Eagle still Caged!

Oh Yes and then there is the meeting of the equestrian & the mechanical bull rider

 

“Doug is not a wild guy. He is a businessman. He’s got very sensible conservative instincts.” Stephen Harper

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The Ontario Government Betrays the People of Ontario in Favour of Bad Developers with the Passage of Schedule 6

Ontario going back to old sex-ed curriculum in fall

Ontario Premier Doug Ford’s education minister says the sex-ed curriculum taught to children in the coming school year will be an older version, not the controversial updated program brought in by the previous government. It was the first time the curriculum had been updated since 1998 and included warnings about online bullying and sexting, but protesters zeroed in on discussions of same-sex marriage, gender identity and masturbation.

Education Minister Lisa Thompson said Wednesday ministry staff are working to inform school boards of the decision to revert to the curriculum that was in place before 2015….affectionally know in conservative circles as Ye Olde Stork Method!

“I’ll put it this way,” Stormy Daniels told NY Times Magazine. “Artists forced to paint defensively tend to get sloppy, they tend to make mistakes. And look, if I didn’t think Court Painter was doing a good job, I would fire his ass.” But, she added, “every time I watch him work, I think, This is what it must have been like to see the Sistine Chapel being painted. But instead of just paint, Court Painter mixes in the tears of his enemies.”

 

 

 

CALGARY — Alberta Premier Rachel Notley says the province is likely to end up owning a piece of the Court Painter Studio enterprise .

The federal and provincial governments want the Court Painter Studio to expand because it would enable Court Painter’s crude but insightful oil on velvet portraits to be shipped by tanker to countries other than the U.S. velvety art market.  

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Notley said at the premier’s annual Stampede pancake breakfast in Calgary that her government is likely to buy a small equity stake in the undervalued Court Painter studio.”I think there’s a good possibility … but I honestly can’t get into much more detail on it until all the final decisions are made. Court Painter’s negotiator, A Hardon MacKay,a difficult guy to say the least, is the most hard headed business guy in the arts I’ve ever encountered,” she said wistfully on Monday.

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“What I will say is whatever role Alberta takes is one that will absolutely be fiscally responsible and there’s a good, solid business case for it according to the scribbled napkin notes handed to me by AHM. If anything, it will open up opportunities for other Albertans to get their velvet portraits done at fire sale prices.”she added enthusiastically.

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After flipping flapjacks for crowds gathered outside the government’s downtown Calgary offices, Notley met with her cabinet.She told ministers boastfully that Court Painter sketches have already arrived on her desk.Her desk is about a quarter full and the Heritage minister’s desk is half full, Notley said, and the fully rendered crude but boisterous oil on velvet portrait products are on track to begin this month.

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Court Painter plans to triple the amount of his crude but restrained oil on

velvet works to flood the summer farmers market trade flowing to the B.C. Lower Mainland.The studio expansion of crude but attractive oil on velvet works will also allow their loading onto tankers to be shipped across the Pacific to Guam and North Korea.

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U.S. Border Bully Patrol says it won’t stop checking Canadian fishing vessels

Captain Florence ‘Aggie’ Walters great granddaughter of Captain Angus Walters skipper of the original Bluenose schooner; went on a blue streak rant when the Yankee bullies approached off the starboard bow….

“bring it on ya Yankee blubber lipped bullies, you knaves; rascals;eaters of your own broken myths;you base dumpster followers, shallow, beggarly, three hundred-pound, filthy, armour plated knaves; you lily-livered,glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogues; you militarized landlubbers art nothing but the composition of  21st century manifest destiny knaves,beggars,cowards, pandars,and the sons and heir of  mongrel bitchs with orange comb-overs: whom we will beat into clamorous whining, if thou put one more foot on our magnificent  boats plying the great Canadian Bay of Fundy waters.”