Rules Rule!

Court Painter relutantly accepted a commission to promote the book tour of a struggling little known academic writer however less reluctantly accepted the generous IOU commission fee as solice.

“I remember my few days as a struggling portrait painter way back when… these pictures are homage to that struggle of artists everywhere even though I have no idea what a writer does with all that time on their hands plus they get to sit! Anyway when I took on the commission I thought the title of the book was 12 Rules for Still Life…too late now….it’s too late baby now it’s too late.”

Court Painter is seen on this rare occasion..sitting!

Call It A Wrap!

New Brunswick’s next premier is a fiscal hawk and former Irving Oil executive

Progressive Conservative Leader Blaine Higgs was hired by Irving Oil a week after he graduated from the University of New Brunswick. His resume includes 33 years as a senior executive working for one of Canada’s richest families: the Irving clan.

The company is one of New Brunswick’s largest employers, with interests in forestry, pulp and paper, transportation, oil refining and distribution, retail, media outlets and shipbuilding. Canadian Business magazine says the privately owned empire was thought to be worth $7.8 billion, making the Irving family the eighth richest in Canada.

(Source CP)

The following is a list of divisions of J.D. Irving Ltd.

(Source Wikipedia)

Irving Forest Products & Services
Irving Transportation Services
Irving Shipbuilding & Fabrication Services
Irving Retail & Distribution Services
Irving Consumer Products
Industrial Equipment & Construction
  • Irving Wallboard
  • Gulf Operators
  • Irving Equipment (crane rental, heavy lifting, specialized transportation, pile driving and project management services)
  • CFM
Specialty Printing
Personnel Services
  • Protrans Personnel Services Inc.
Security Services
  • Industrial Security Limited
Professional Sports

Anti Solutionist Brain Trust

Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Romer says carbon taxes are the solution to climate change. ‘The problem is not knowing what to do.The problem is getting a consensus to act’

Prominent members of the brain trust of anti carbon tax proponents include Jason Kenney, Leader of the United Conservative Party  ,Scott Moe Premier of Saskatchewan,Doug Ford Premier of Ontario and Andrew Scheer Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.             (Rumour has it that all have bought tickets on the Titanic 2  inaugural voyage)

Doug Ford threw in some false statements about science to make his anti carbon tax case. In the Ontario premier’s words, the federal plan to put a price on carbon pollution would drive up prices on every single good and service “because everything is made of carbon, one way or another.”

The Doug Ford statement is false. Carbon is the fifteenth most common element in the Earth’s crust; found in various living and non-living things like humans, plants, limestone, coal and water. It’s in the atmosphere as part of carbon dioxide, that make up 0.04 per cent of the gases in the air.

 

Inspiration

Court Painter discovered a painting that he could be inspired by!

The Republican Club, the painting and well known souvenir shop staple, by Andy Thomas — a print of it is framed and hanging in Trump’s personal dining room at the White House.

The Republican Club by Andy Thomas

“I don’t cotton much to those modern art pictures but hot diggidy dawg this one inspired me to work through happy hour to finish my version entitled “Lard Ass surrounded by A Bunch of Guys Living & Dead”

“Lard Ass surrounded by A Bunch of Guys Living & Dead”by Court Painter

Court Painter seen in studio working through Happy Hour!

Showered with Gifts

A pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses. A limited edition, painted leather ashtray. Beard trimming products, gold plated cigarette lighters,glittering jewelry, pointy toed shoes, luggage,complimentary drum rolls, painting smocks and tams, studio accessories.

Court Painter is regularly showered with lavish gifts from hip corporations and start up businesses , often as a matter of not so subtle bribery to bask in his celebrity and star power.

This growing trend among the bargain-priced offerings to Court Painter are gifts from private companies — clothing and accessories from Canadian designers hoping the celebrity portraitist will sport their wares in public.

Court Painter’s Press Attache A Hardon MacKay says all the gifts are on a gift registry that he personally has compiled in his spare time and is compliant with the Allowable Conflict of Interest studio guidelines pinned on the studio bulletin board over the hot plate next to the industrial sink .

But local artist celebrity and bitter competitor CC (name available upon request) says he believes these corporate gifts are “problematic.”

“I continue to support my studio practice the old fashioned way with a simple cup!”

“What’s concerning is fashion labels sending clothes to Court Painter, because he’s a media hog that is very much in the spotlight, very much in the world of Instagram and faxes and there would be a very real benefit for a company to have him sporting their clothing labels as gifts,” his voice breaking with each indignant word.

“The connection to the pecuniary interests of those companies is clear and direct.”

Court Painter scoffed at the inference and admitted he didn’t know what pecuniary meant……..”is it a gland ?” he chuckled in self amusement!

If Court Painter is photographed sporting their gear or lighting a cig with a gold plated lighter, the companies often use these images to promote their business brands.

For example, Court Painter’s most recent disclosure shows he was gifted some clothing  from the Vancouver-based company Old Coot Suits. In late August, a photo was posted to his Instagram account with him wearing a baggy seersucker suit made by Old Coots Suits.

The company later posted this photo to its business Facebook page for promotional purposes.

Numerous clothing designers and wine producers have offered gifts to Court Painter, and have later posted photos or references to the celebrity painter sporting their wares on their official websites and social media feeds. They are also apt to name-drop Court Painter when interviewed in magazine-style feature stories about their brands.

It’s a relatively new phenomenon for Canada’s fledgling art realm.

Even the complaining artist CC (name available upon request) received his own trove of gifts: painting supplies, free dry cleaning and even some personalized gifts such as Stompin’ Tom Connors paraphernalia from a local  music store during his short lived tenure as Calgary’s most popular art personality.

But the clothing and accessories from Canadian fashion designers being sent to Court Painter fall within a newer category, CC  argues, more in line with the kinds of gifts given to “real”celebrities and “authentic” art royalty.

“We are dealing with a new genre of promotional art flim flam which is very much focused on the artist as a celebrity, and nobody anywhere in the world personifies this more than Court Painter,” CC uttered ,pointing out the obvious while in the same breath denying envy.

“He’s a trailblazer in the sort of brand identification of celebrity portraitist. So a magazine featuring him on the cover would have huge financial benefits.”

For that reason, CC believes these kinds of gifts should be redirected to him.

Press Attache A Hardon MacKay who spoke to The Canadian Press on background said some sexy garments listed under Court Painter’s studio gift registry were borrowed or loaned or were later donated to charities, but this information is considered highly sensitive and could cause public panic if disclosed or even worse, besmirch Court Painter’s reputation.

Hey…here’s an idea!

How about giving new and improved cyber operations powers to allow Canada’s spy agency  CSIS to influence foreign elections, spread misinformation or block news online, remotely take down would-be whistleblowers’ files, and stockpile even more malware and hacking tools and gather large amounts of Canadian data while they’re at it!

Let’s call it Bill C-59