Court Painter & Press Attache A Hardon MacKay travelled to an unidentified southern vocation location to drum up business with one of the best gosh darn Dog Whistle sales and eye candy operations east of Eden.CP was able to pick up a bit of work lettering signs to pay for his drinks while Press Attache AHM picked up his own tab.It is hoped future commissions are in the offing since CEO’ Pudge’ and the new corporate headquarters for the dog whistle operation will be well within whistling distance of Court Painter’s bee hive of a studio in bustling downtown Inglewood.
The Dog Whistle business team
Initial tense meeting with Pudge and What’s Her Name
Court Painter Studio Enterprises is pleased to announce that we expect by year end to have twice as many receivables on the books as previous years.That’s all we can say right now other than we’re looking into that income sprinkling thingy !
Who Is Really Making ‘Court Painter’s Art?A Legacy Under Seige
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But now, a less than spry septuagenarian , with anger management issues and old art world ego injuries that have forced a retreat from hands-on work, Court Painter is facing a hard-edge court battle — and a potential cloud over his life and art — around the question of what his press Attache does besides being studio eye candy. His Press Attache A Hardon MacKay is suing, seeking financial compensation for paintings that he says he created or inspired, but for which he was never properly credited or compensated.
These are painful days for Court Painter, as he attempts to ratchet up a long career, facing a challenge that stabs at the heart of any artist: his originality. Court Painter emblazoned his signature on the art world by working and rethinking the vocabulary of political and celebrity portraiture. Physical challenges (he’s left handed) and emotional scars (that he’ll never be as successful as his Iowa Grandpa, a notorious corn liquor bootlegger) compounded the difficulty of that path. More recently ,he tripped over an ashtray stand in his studio that permanently injured his pride. A shoulder sprain from a table dancing stunt at the Ship & Anchor made him very reliant on his devoted studio assistants to do the heavy lifting in the studio. He suffers from celebrity disorder, marked by sweeping swings of elation and depression. And with greater dependence on his pretty petty criminal studio assistants he suffers a greater vulnerability to claims that his work is not his own.
Long liquid lunches have limited Court Painter to painting no more than an hour or two at a time, perhaps three days a week,
“Yeah, I would say it probably made it easier to attack me,” he said. “I absolutely need my studio team. But not that low energy Press Attache MacKay who is no more than a handyman,” Court Painter said of MacKay’s role in the studio.
This twist to what was otherwise a beautiful story of seamless cooperation, MacKay has brought a lawsuit against Court Painter which says that exploitation and uncredited work were built into the Court Painter team system, and that the mental swings of working under a whacky nut job artist — manic bouts of energy followed by crashes of depression and paranoia not to mention fashion crimes— were part of the unpredictable dynamic of how and when work got done, and who did it. Up-and-down manic cycles were a constant, and “I had to take up the brush many a time to meet commission deadlines,” the despondent Press Attache mumbled despondently.
Legal experts say that claims of inadequate credit by an underling generally have faced a tough road because courts require proof of credit of authorship like a Youtube video, security camera footage or a studio snitch.
In both law and art value assessment works that go out the door of an artist’s studio, however they are produced, are generally deemed to be a product of that artist’s vision. Because of that one can see little effect on Court Painter art-market values no matter what happens in the case.
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But the Court Painter case also opens up what many artists say is an uncomfortable and complicated debate about artistic temperament, celebrity and the foibles of human nature where one person is in control, egos are large, and vast fortunes are expected to be made.
“Court Painter is such a whirlwind of energy and excitement and enthusiasm, he is like a magnet, drawing the most talented young hipsters and failed art students around him …. to learn to smoke and strike poses,” Press Attache A Hardon MacKay uttered. “But he’s a shell of the man that he was — it breaks my heart,” slamming the security door of the studio with upmost gentility and grace.
Indigenous Women Warriors are the Heart of Indigenous Resistance
Excerpted from Counter/Action essay June 6/2017 Pamela Palmater is a Mi’kmaw citizen and member of the Eel River Bar First Nation in northern New Brunswick, Canada. She has been a practicing lawyer for 18 years and is currently an Associate Professor and the Chair in Indigenous Governance at Ryerson University.
Despite the many legal protections for Indigenous women in Canada, governments continue to fight against them. They continue to deny Indigenous women equality under the Indian Act despite court’s direction to the contrary; they refused to abide by a decision of the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal which directed Canada to stop discriminating against Indigenous children in foster care; and they have failed to act to stop the growing crisis of murdered and missing Indigenous women. If that were not enough, 93% of Indigenous languages are at risk of extinction; treaties are regularly violated; Indigenous lands continue to be taken up for mining and other extractive industries; our waters are sold to corporations, while hundreds of First Nation communities lack secure, clean drinking water; First Nations are chronically underfunded in all social programs and services; and legislation is passed annually without our consent despite laws to the contrary.
In the end, despite the multiple, over-lapping crises faced by our Nations and despite the dual disadvantages faced by Indigenous women and girls, it was our women who educated, organized and helped lead the largest Indigenous social movement in Canada’s history: Idle No More.
All images accompanying this hard hitting article have been released from herein private files of the Court Painter Archives and are meant to enlighten not illustrate. Any association between text and image is purely coincidental and cannot be litigated.
INSIDE Court Painter’s HOUR-BY-HOUR BATTLE FOR SELF-PRESERVATION
With a brush as his Excalibur, Court Painter takes on his doubters, powered by long spells of smoke breaks and many red wines. But if Court Painter has yet to bend the free market art world to his will, he is at least wrestling it to a draw.
Inglewood — Around 5:30 each morning,Court Painter wakes and tunes into the television precariously balanced on an easel in a corner of the debris strewn master studio. After watching reruns of the Friendly Giant and Tugboat Annie ,he flips to CNN for news, moves to “Fox & Friends” for comfort and messaging ideas, and sometimes watches MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to watch Rude Joe and Meek Mika because, unidentified sources suspect, it fires him up for the day.
Energized, infuriated — often a gumbo of both —Court Painter grabs his iPhone or lettering brush. Sometimes he paints and tweets while propped on his straw filled pillow, according to Press Attache A Hardon MacKay. Other times he doodles or tweets from the loo next door, watching another B&W television set. Less frequently, he makes his way up the hall to the ornate Masterpiece Room festooned with unsold ‘art products’, sometimes dressed for the day in a stylish smock, sometimes still in his long johns with the flap flapping in the breeze , reminiscent of an untamed bohemian dandy, where he begins his official and unofficial calls.
Court Painter, each year is redefining what it means to be the preeminent portraitist of the Great Dominion. He has pudgy friends in the local political circus. He sees the highest painter position in the land much as he did the night of his stunning painting victory by popular vote over his nemesis : techno paint pusher CC (name available upon request)— as a prize he must fight to protect every waking moment clutching his favourite brush in his exquisitely manicured hand as his Excalibur. Despite all his bluster, he views himself less as a titan dominating the art world stage than a maligned outsider engaged in a struggle to be taken seriously, according to interviews with 1 mental health adviser, 2 Ship & Anchor barflys, a Facebook friend and a surviving member of the Tim Hortons retired Sunday painter group.However no one from the local carnival would vouch for him without an upfront fee.
For Court Painter, every day is a test of how to mentor by example aspiring artists, not just his non practitioner fan faction but balancing the competing interests of money grubbing and real good rendering. For Court Painter, every day is an hour-by-hour battle for self-preservation. He still relitigates last year’s peoples choice award as Best Darn Dabbler (beating out his nemesis CC (name available upon request), convinced that there is a plot to delegitimize and dethrone him. On a prominent studio wall , colour coded maps highlight the locations of all the famous politician and celebrity commissions he has painted: noting that he treated them all with equal artistic verve and has been acknowledged by all with a chronic lack of compensation.
CC (name available upon request) seen typically smoozing with unidentified couple and a local beauty.
Before establishing his Inglewood studio in partnership with firebrand Press Attache A Hardon MacKay, Court Painter told top studio assistants to think of each Court Painter day as an episode in a television show in which he vanquishes art rivals. A Hardon MacKay estimates that Court Painter spends at least four hours a day, and sometimes as much as twice that, in front of a television, sometimes with the volume muted, marinating in the no-holds-barred wars of How to Paint Drapery and Hands , Etc. on YouTube channels and gets all fired up to meet each private studio tour and conflict filled day.
“He feels like there’s an effort to undermine his painting style and that stealing images and ideas from the internet allegations are unfounded,” said A Hardon MacKay who has spent almost as much time with the Court Painter as his buddies at the Ship & Anchor pub. “He believes passionately that the conceptual left and the art media are out to destroy him. The way he got here is fighting back,cussing and counterpunching into his open palm.He sometimes reverts to Booze,Women & Movies as a diversion.
Court Painter accompanies on piano CC(name available upon request) as he stands waiting for someone to notice him.
“The problem he’s going to face,” AHM added, “is there’s a difference between running a start up art studio and playing in the big free market leagues like his nemesis CC (name available upon request). You’ve got to find that sweet spot between being an art pugilist and maintaining the precarious position of preeminent portraitist of the Great Dominion and environs.”
The Big Six Canadian Banks just finished reporting their fourth-quarter earnings, and according to calculations by Democracy Watch, they earned $42 billion in profit collectively in fiscal 2017. That’s a 13-per-cent increase over the previous year and double the profits the banks made as recently as 2010.
Court Painter & unidentified foreign actors pose in damning tableaus to illustrate the annual outrage of this annual outrage of capitalism at work!
Governor General appoints two new independent Senators
Mary Coyle, 63, will sit for Nova Scotia and Mary Jane McCallum, 65, will represent Manitoba.
Mary Coyle is a long-time champion of women’s leadership, gender equality, and the rights of Indigenous people and has held a number of leadership positions at St. Francis Xavier University. Dr Mary Jane McCallum is of Cree descent and a survivor of the Indian residential school system, and has worked with the federal First Nations and Inuit Health Branch, and helped lead the Aboriginal Dental Health Program at the University of Manitoba.
Court Painter in studio with portraits of Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) defended the Republican Party’s tax plan this weekend by saying that plans to reduce or eliminate the estate tax mean that people will use their money more wisely.
“I think not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing,” Grassley told the Des Moines Register, “as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it’s on booze or women or movies.”
Sen. Grassley also derided fellow Iowanian and former resident Court Painter for his loose and depraved life style, echoing his comments on ‘spending every darn penny ‘on the pursuit of booze,women and movies!