The Carrier of Turds

Court Painter has taken a few days off to recover from nausea experienced after this recent commission.He attributes it to overwork on the underpainting and lack of fresh air!

The Turd Carrier is shown in various settings where he is able to display his extraordinary ability to stink up a room…by offering steaming trade turds at every turn!

 

Another Tailings Tale

More than 1.2 trillion litres of toxic sludge containing cyanide, acids, arsenic, and lead is currently sitting in enormous open water bodies. Based on the sum of all the plans, tailings volumes will continue to grow to 1.5 trillion litres. They are not projected to begin to decline until 2037
 
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ALBERTA ENERGY REGULATOR APPROVES TWO MORE NON-COMPLIANT OILSANDS TAILINGS MANAGEMENT PLANS. MAY 23, 2018

Edited text based on May 24/18 Pembina article by Jodi McNeill, Analyst at the Pembina Institute,

The Alberta Energy Regulator (AER) approved two tailings management plans for the Jackpine and Muskeg River oilsands mines. operated by Canadian Natural Upgrading Ltd (CNUL). Neither of the plans comply with the rules stipulated by AER Directive 085.

The AER itself states it cannot assess whether CNUL meets the requirements of Directive 085 and the Tailings Management Framework (TMF). CNUL’s plan proposes weak tailings treatment targets, relies on unproven technologies, and ultimately does not lay out a clear and viable plan for producing a reclaimed landscape that can be returned to the people of Alberta. This is emblematic of a sector-wide problem where the liabilities incurred by oilsands tailings ponds continue to grow every year.

The approvals indicate the Alberta government intends to continue the 50-year trend of using a lax regulatory approach for managing oilsands tailings based on weak or non-existent targets and metrics, insufficient transparency, and few clear penalties for non-compliance. Despite the fact that the public is exposed to a significant level of financial and environmental risk, regulatory stringency in addressing this ever-worsening problem remains elusive.

Illustration of a wild guess who will pay for tailings ponds cleanup!

The Ole Nag is Back

OTTAWA — The Trudeau government’s efforts to streamline its budgeting process mean $7 billion in new spending commitments would be subject to far less parliamentary scrutiny — and the money could technically be spent elsewhere, says the federal spending watchdog.

The Parliamentary Budget Office report painted a bleaker picture of what it called a “novel” approach that ultimately removes power from the elected House.

Until now, Parliament would approve spending only after funding had been scrutinized and approved in the Treasury Board’s submission process. Not so with “Vote 40,” which would approve the $7 billion prior to such scrutiny and lessen Parliament’s legal controls over where money is spent, indicating to the PBO that “due diligence will no longer be performed on new budget spending measures before the government asks for Parliament’s assent.”