{"id":9339,"date":"2019-02-06T03:55:12","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T03:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=9339"},"modified":"2019-02-07T01:51:39","modified_gmt":"2019-02-07T01:51:39","slug":"secret-evacuation-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=9339","title":{"rendered":"Secret Evacuation Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Court Painter has a \u2018secret\u2019 evacuation plan if Alberta separates from the Great Dominion<\/h1>\n

\"\"Court Painter alway has an escape oar up his sleeve<\/em><\/p>\n

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Should riots occur after an Alberta separation, Court Painter\u00a0and other select members of the studio\u00a0will be evacuated from Inglewood.(select members identified at time of posting include paint grinder,art stacker,crate and stretcher maker,jack & jill of all trades,wine solemner and party planner)<\/p>\n

\"\"The Court Painter & studio crew seen celebrating last Valentines Day\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Press Attache A Hardon MacKay in a confidential tweet says that\u201csecret plans\u201d are being drawn up by himself that will ensure Court Painter and senior studio assistants will be safely moved out of the Court Painter studio and taken to an undisclosed location.<\/p>\n

\"\"Court Painter\u00a0practicing\u00a0evacuation procedures<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cThese emergency evacuation plans have been in existence since Jason Kenney became leader of the UCP, but have now been repurposed in the event of civil disorder following threats by angry Albertans to leave the Great Dominion.<\/p>\n

Albertans are understandably angry with the 9th highest per capita GDP in the world, and the highest incomes and the lowest taxes in Canada.<\/p>\n

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Court Painter with his favourite stray<\/em><\/p>\n

The Press Attache AHM source told anyone who would listen that the Court Painter evacuation plans had been \u201cdusted off\u201d for the sake of \u201csensible planning.\u201d<\/p>\n

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An early photo of Court Painter in Great Dominion survival mode<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"Court Painter’s statement that needs no<\/em> splainin<\/em>‘<\/p>\n

\u201cThe decision to evacuate is based on whether or not the safety of his potential sales is compromised by roving bands of angry Albertans,\u201d the Press Attache AHM said. \u201cBut right now, we have no safety concern since the ‘cupboard is bare.’\u201d<\/p>\n

The spectre of political unrest continues to rise as a provincial election approaches and there are growing concerns (should Jason Kenney’s & UCP win) of raising the risk of a disorderly dust up between Alberta and the Great Dominion.<\/p>\n

\"\"Court Painter with second favourite stray and angry pipe smoker<\/em><\/p>\n

Court Painter has been preparing for a worst-case scenario and potential riots in the case that separation becomes imminent. There have been reports of his studio stockpiling paints, extra bolts of canvas ,tobacco,sugar,salt, lard,grape concentrate and sundry value added art materials in case the borders are barricaded.<\/p>\n

\"\"Court Painter with central Canadian BFF\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

The Court Painter is expected to remain politically neutral as long as it suits his business plan and will not comment on government affairs that could upset his market: in business jargon it is called playing both sides of the fence.<\/p>\n

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Court Painter caught in a candid moment of tension and dread<\/em><\/p>\n

“In times of political and partisan challenges ,my Art can carry water to both sides in this climate of thirst and uncertainty,” Court Painter uttered in an emotional yet measured croak.<\/p>\n

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Court Painter has a \u2018secret\u2019 evacuation plan if Alberta separates from the Great Dominion Court Painter alway has an escape oar up his sleeve Should riots occur after an Alberta separation, Court Painter\u00a0and other select members of the studio\u00a0will be evacuated from Inglewood.(select members identified at time of posting include paint grinder,art stacker,crate and stretcher … Continue reading “Secret Evacuation Plan”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9339"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17751,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9339\/revisions\/17751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}