{"id":8629,"date":"2018-11-22T03:58:50","date_gmt":"2018-11-22T03:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=8629"},"modified":"2018-11-22T04:55:20","modified_gmt":"2018-11-22T04:55:20","slug":"the-masculine-toilet-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=8629","title":{"rendered":"The Masculine Toilet guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-8643 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/wittaker-Trump-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"659\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/wittaker-Trump-1.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/wittaker-Trump-1-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/wittaker-Trump-1-768x506.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-8647 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Court-Painter-Masculine-toilet-guy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Court-Painter-Masculine-toilet-guy.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Court-Painter-Masculine-toilet-guy-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Court-Painter-Masculine-toilet-guy-768x548.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>While in private business, acting US Attorney General Matthew Whitaker (he&#8217;s the bald one) played a key tole in promoting World Patent Marketing, which in November 2014 announced the \u201cmarketing launch\u201d of a \u201cMASCULINE TOILET,\u201d which boasted a specially designed bowl to help \u201cwell-endowed men\u201d avoid unwanted contact with porcelain or water. \u201cThe average male genitalia is between 5\u201d and 6.\u201d\u201d the firm\u2019s press release said. \u201cHowever, this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-8632 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/toilet-supporters-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/toilet-supporters-copy.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/toilet-supporters-copy-300x180.jpg 300w, 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\u201cwell-endowed men\u201d avoid unwanted contact with porcelain or water. \u201cThe average male &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=8629\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Masculine Toilet 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