{"id":6446,"date":"2018-03-26T23:33:42","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T23:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=6446"},"modified":"2018-03-26T23:46:36","modified_gmt":"2018-03-26T23:46:36","slug":"naughty-bits-in-the-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=6446","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Bits in the News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Stormy Daniels lawyer Michael Avenatti revealed she could &#8216;describe his genitalia&#8217;.\u00a0<\/strong><strong><em>His<\/em> meaning &#8220;<em>David Dennison aka The Donald&#8221;or vice versa!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-6449 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Court-Painter-naughty-Bits-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Court-Painter-naughty-Bits-1.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Court-Painter-naughty-Bits-1-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Court-Painter-naughty-Bits-1-768x548.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Court Painter seizing on this revelation , invited Stormy for a quick trip to The Great White North to participate in a Naughty Bits snow drawing competition being held in Banff.<\/p>\n<p>Stormy got carried away and came up with a number of \u00a0wonderfully expressive snow renderings that she swore on a stack of The Art of the Deal book covers, \u00a0described to the best of her pornographic memory \u00a0The Donald&#8217;s naughty bits.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-6450 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Court-Painter-Naughty-Bits-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"717\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Court-Painter-Naughty-Bits-2.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Court-Painter-Naughty-Bits-2-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Court-Painter-Naughty-Bits-2-768x551.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-6451 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/court-painter-naughty-bits-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/court-painter-naughty-bits-3.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/court-painter-naughty-bits-3-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/court-painter-naughty-bits-3-768x538.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Press Attache A Hardon MacKay worked out a deal with Stormy for permission to have the ephemeral snow drawings memorialized in painted masterworks by Court Painter which reported would eventually \u00a0be \u00a0offered to the Smithsonian Institute or The Donald&#8217;s Presidential Library for a healthy tax credit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stormy Daniels lawyer Michael Avenatti revealed she could &#8216;describe his genitalia&#8217;.\u00a0His meaning &#8220;David Dennison aka The Donald&#8221;or vice versa! Court Painter seizing on this revelation , invited Stormy for a quick trip to The Great White North to participate in a Naughty Bits snow drawing competition being held in Banff. Stormy got carried away and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=6446\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Naughty Bits in the News&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6446"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6457,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6446\/revisions\/6457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}