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Local lizard Albertosaurus\u00a0named Wildrose\/Conservative merger party & mascot<\/h6>\n<\/hgroup>\n
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In a bold move to unite the right, Wildrose leader \u00a0Brian Jean and Conservative leader Jason Kenney decided that Albertosaurus a local ancient lizard would be the best name and mascot to represent the social ideals and brand identity for the anticipated party merger.<\/figure>\n

Both leaders agreed that with this kind of lizard branding of the merger of the two right of centre parties would be a shoo in with their base who are also largely bipedal and would warm to the nickname Lizards.<\/p>\n

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Both leaders appeared in Albertosaurus mascot costumes to emphasis the attractiveness of the Alberta lizard that they swore on a stack of Bibles became extinct about the same time Noah parked the ark. When questioned by a reporter that most scientists accept \u00a070 million years ago as the extinction date ,both leaders piped up and indicated their base of voters should not be expected to conceptualize such a big number and preferred the Noah’s Ark story which is profusely illustrated and absent of big numbers.<\/p>\n

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After an intense competition between the two leaders to name the new party and mascot , the top dino was finally \u00a0chosen.<\/p>\n

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The homegrown Albertosaurus defeated the iconic Tyrannosaurus Rex as the most popular dinosaur to represent the anticipated Wildrose \/Conservative merger as a newly minted Albertosaurus Party.<\/p>\n

“We think it says something patriotic about Jason and I that we would rally around Albertosaurus, the first dinosaur named after our province, home of the natural Right. I have to admit that I’m a little bit shocked that T-Rex didn’t come out on top, but this will definitely make more sense to our backward looking base,” \u00a0Jean and Kenney said in a joint press release.<\/p>\n

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Kenny & Jean released the names of the other dinosaurs considered, indicating their decision was final and would represent the Alberosaurus Party well and it’s new motto “Always Look Back”.<\/p>\n

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  1. Albertosaurus<\/li>\n
  2. Tyrannosaurus Rex<\/li>\n
  3. Triceratops<\/li>\n
  4. Ankylosaurus<\/li>\n
  5. Gorgosaurus<\/li>\n
  6. Troodon<\/li>\n
  7. Centrosaurus<\/li>\n
  8. Edmontosaurus<\/li>\n
  9. Stegoceras<\/li>\n
  10. Parasaurolophus<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Local lizard Albertosaurus\u00a0named Wildrose\/Conservative merger party & mascot \u00a0 In a bold move to unite the right, Wildrose leader \u00a0Brian Jean and Conservative leader Jason Kenney decided that Albertosaurus a local ancient lizard would be the best name and mascot to represent the social ideals and brand identity for the anticipated party merger. Both leaders … Continue reading “Albertosaurus”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3610"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17760,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3610\/revisions\/17760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}