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Just so you know Court Painter wasted over three hours putting this together…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Tumescence refers to the state of being swollen, especially due to an increase in blood volume within tissues. It’s commonly associated with sexual arousal, where the erectile tissues of the penis or clitoris become engorged with blood, causing them to swell.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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In the face of this biological, celebrity, and monetary force of nature, Court Painter apologizes for distracting his fans with the Venetian wedding news of billionaire Jeff Bezos and media personality Lauren S\u00e1nchez\u2014while daily reports persist of the ongoing, unrelenting slaughter of men, women, and children, subsumed in a desperate struggle to evade munitions, search for food, protect each other, and survive with life, dignity, and limb intact amid the onslaught of the so-called \u201cdemocratic\u201d state of Netanyahu\u2019s Israel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now …where were we…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ah yes..a wedding!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was a lot of discussion with the Court Painter’s Press Attache AHM and the unruly unpaid studio interns as to the morality and ethics of taking on this wedding portrait commission however it was pointed out that morality and ethics are sooo… un-monitizing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So here we go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Just so you know Court Painter wasted over three hours putting this together… Tumescence refers to the state of being swollen, especially due to an increase in blood volume within tissues. It’s commonly associated with sexual arousal, where the erectile tissues of the penis or clitoris become engorged with blood, causing them to swell. In the face … Continue reading “Tumescence & distraction…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30046"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30078,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30046\/revisions\/30078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}