{"id":29618,"date":"2025-05-03T22:27:46","date_gmt":"2025-05-03T22:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=29618"},"modified":"2025-05-03T22:52:13","modified_gmt":"2025-05-03T22:52:13","slug":"the-great-unifier-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=29618","title":{"rendered":"The Great Unifier&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Pope-Donald-King-Donald.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29641\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Pope-Donald-King-Donald.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Pope-Donald-King-Donald-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Pope-Donald-King-Donald-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Screenshot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-dark-red-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-7808e40b052929542eb13a363042f5cb wp-block-paragraph\">In a most dazzling and unprecedented proclamation, The Great Unifier Number 47 Donald J. Trump, Monarch of Monetization and Pope of Grift, did announce a bold and braincramp transformation of the American Republic. Henceforth, declared he, the vexing divide betwixt church and state\u2014long enshrined in the ancient parchment known as the First Amendment\u2014shall be cast aside like a worn-out meme, to the roaring approval of the Evangelical Magamonarchy rabble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"490\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/KIng-Donald.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/KIng-Donald.jpg 490w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/KIng-Donald-196x300.jpg 196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 85vw, 490px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-dark-red-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-e7ba5a7d9850ea7248d7ae602301b251 wp-block-paragraph\">With majestic confidence and peerless flair, the President did proclaim that the United States shall descend into a new and resplendent age as the MAGA-Monarchy &amp; Evangetical Restoration. He, alone fit for the dual mantle, shall reign as both\u00a0the American Monarch and\u00a0Evangelical Pope of the New Covenant, thus unifying throne and pulpit under one gilded grift.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"488\" height=\"700\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dope-Donald.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dope-Donald.jpg 488w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Dope-Donald-209x300.jpg 209w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 488px) 85vw, 488px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-dark-red-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-7a60ac3af69d6681881e22b9a4230e10 wp-block-paragraph\">This sacred coronation, a pageant of unparalleled splendor, shall proceed in due time\u2014once the grand parade route and flyover is finalized, the media coverage contracts monitized, crypocrown coins minted and the royal souvenirs ordered and priced. For lo,Number 47 DJT prepares to don the regalia drag befitting his occupation of Kingdumb &amp; Popedumb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"718\" src=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Court-Painter-KingdumbPopedumb.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29628\" srcset=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Court-Painter-KingdumbPopedumb.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Court-Painter-KingdumbPopedumb-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Court-Painter-KingdumbPopedumb-768x551.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-2a5c4a3c18e0a439e29ed86b4d00eba2 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#ab0a2d\">Court Painter has been commissioned to paint in advance the splendour of DJT&#8217;s threads in celebration of his new role and as a testament to his unifying disposition in the face of annoying constitutional amendments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a most dazzling and unprecedented proclamation, The Great Unifier Number 47 Donald J. Trump, Monarch of Monetization and Pope of Grift, did announce a bold and braincramp transformation of the American Republic. Henceforth, declared he, the vexing divide betwixt church and state\u2014long enshrined in the ancient parchment known as the First Amendment\u2014shall be cast &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=29618\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Great Unifier&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29618"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29644,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29618\/revisions\/29644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}