{"id":27606,"date":"2024-11-04T18:04:05","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T18:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=27606"},"modified":"2024-11-04T19:43:10","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T19:43:10","slug":"revision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=27606","title":{"rendered":"a sleight revision…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Portrait of Dr.Hannibal Lector by Court Painter commissioned by The Donald<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Actual<\/strong> Excerpt from Donald J Trump speech<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You know, when I say insane asylums, and then I say Dr. Hannibal Lector. Does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, \u201cOh, he brings up these names.\u201d And of, well, that\u2019s genius, right? Dr. Hannibal Lector. There\u2019s nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. <\/em>Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory. But they always hit me. I don\u2019t bring it up too much, because they have to take such a\u2014\u201che brought up Hannibal Lector, what does that have to do with this? What does it\u2014\u201d It has everything to do with it, right? He was, that\u2019s who we\u2019re allowing into our country. And we don\u2019t want to allow that into our country. So I\u2019ve done something for you that I haven\u2019t done in 20 speeches. I\u2019ve brought up Dr. Hannibal Lector. And we\u2019re allowing him in. You watch, these fake people will say, \u201cAgain he brought up Hannibal Lector. Has absolutely nothing to do.\u201d You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It\u2019s genius. You bring up Hannibal Lector. You mention insane asylum, Hannibal Lector, you go, oh. Now, there\u2019ll be a time in life when the weave won\u2019t finish properly at the bottom. And then we can talk. But right now it\u2019s pure genius, hey. I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father\u2019s brother. Forty-one years at MIT, longest-serving professor. So many degrees he didn\u2019t know what the hell to do with them all. And the most complicated\u2014I understand a lot of this stuff. You know, I believe in that. I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not going to produce a bad golfer. Right? You know, that\u2019s the way it works. Uh, it\u2019s just one of those things. It\u2019s in the family, and it\u2019s\u2014whatever. But we have to save this country. We\u2019d better save this country.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Court Painter with portrait of Dr.Hannibal Lector<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Lady Rosanne poses with another portait of Dr.Hannibal Lector comissioned by The Donald<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chatteley Gonads Persnipity Thunderbuns (ChatGPT),resident Court Painter studio scribe and aspiring speech writer, insisted on rewriting The Donald’s speech as a sort of biblical tale.As usual AHM had to step in as editor to clean up the final result.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And it came to pass, in the land of the coarse,
When I the muse ,lifted my voice slightly hoarse,
Behold! I cried, insane asylums do I name,
And lo, the dread visage of Dr, Hannibal Lector, a fiend of great shame!

Who amongst you knows this name of fearsome might?
They questioned in confusion, their hearts filled with fright.
Yet verily, I say, is it my denseness profound,
To speak of such darkness, where shadows abound?

For who is more fearsome than he, this wretched soul,
From the tales of silent lambs he hath taken his toll.
Who else could recall such villainy\u2019s guise?
From memory unfathomable, I share this surprise.

Yet oft do you rise, bewildered and sore,
What hath he to do with our troubles and more?
Nay, dear brethren, I declare, it is woven in fate,
For into our menus, we must not let him infiltrate.

Thus, I proclaim, in these discourses unmeasured,
I have summoned the name of Hannibal Lector, a tale darkly treasured.
Mark how the fickle will scoff and deride,
Yet again he invokes that culinary madman, they chide.

But hark, how I weave with a cunning hand,
For Hannibal Lector\u2019s name carries my truth that must stand.
There shall come a day when my tapestry frays,
And then shall I smoulder in the ash as I lay.

Now is the season for derangement to reign,
I ponder my uncle, a sage with much gain.
Forty-one years at MIT, his wisdom did flow,
Alas,my knowledge so vacuous, it doth not glow.

In the depths of his learning, great mysteries lay,
Like a golfer of skill, in my lineage I’d say.
For what is bred in my bone cannot be feigned,
Together at my rallys, my strength shall be gained.

So heed well my babble, let my avarice ascend,
To save my lard ass, you must vote and defend!<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

A few more images…why not!?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Portrait of Dr.Hannibal Lector by Court Painter commissioned by The Donald Actual Excerpt from Donald J Trump speech: “You know, when I say insane asylums, and then I say Dr. Hannibal Lector. Does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, \u201cOh, he brings up these names.\u201d And of, well, that\u2019s genius, right? Dr. Hannibal Lector. … Continue reading “a sleight revision…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27606"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27646,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27606\/revisions\/27646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}