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Studio resident rhymester Chatterley Gorgeous Pulchritudinous Thunderclap (ChatGPT) was given the task to create rhyming couplets with the headline news of the day.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

However before we get to that, Court Painter wanted to introduce his latest private royal commission featuring Queen Camilla.I think we can all agree that the skipping over of Court Painter to undertake the commission of King Charles has been controversial unlike this beautiful rendering of her Queenship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Court Painter proudly introduces Portrait of Queen Camilla<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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May 16\/24 National & International Headlines of the Day<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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As Mexico and the U.S. near their polls,
Trudeau yet plans a trilateral goal.

Trudeau doth call New Brunswick’s government base,
On women\u2019s rights, a most disgraceful case.

Poilievre, on capital gains tax hike, still won’t say,
If he would scrap it, or let it stay.

Watchdogs implore Commons to close the gate,
On spending loopholes they declare too great.

Poilievre calls for taxes’ summer rest,
On fuel, to ease the people of another pest.

Pat King’s trial delves in social media posts,
\u00a0From ‘Freedom Convoy’ and their boasts

Housing starts delay’d, regulations blamed,
And sectors fragmented, all the same.

Loblaw consents to grocery code\u2019s demand,
After long talks, the deal is at hand.

Canada sanctions settlers, four in count,
For attacks on Palestinians, as they mount.

Documents reveal a troubled past of sin,
For Nijjar\u2019s alleged killer in B.C. within.

Eby warns of UCon merger, stark the choice,
For B.C. voters, he doth raise his voice.

Quebec\u2019s new bill for pols, the media say,
Excessive, free speech it doth betray.

Wildfires rage across Canadian land,
Updates on their spread are at hand.

Israeli tanks fire, five soldiers fall,
In north Gaza, the military doth call.

South Africa to ICJ doth plead,
For Gaza\u2019s ceasefire, Rafah\u2019s assault will impede

Arab League for UN\u2019s peacekeepers call,
In Palestinian lands, to protect citizens all.

Suspect charged with Slovak PM\u2019s near end,
On attempted murder doth his fate depend.

G7 backs the EU\u2019s frozen hold,
On Russian assets, as the tale is told.

Russia expels UK\u2019s attache,
Diplomatic tit for tat at play.

Trump’s lawyers cite Cohen’s insults dire,
To undermine his credibility, they aspire.

China and Russia, their ties reformed,
Moscow’s offensive in Ukraine stormed

NATO scrambles jets to the sky,
Against Russian planes,as numbers\u00a0rise high.

House GOP moves Garland to contempt,
Biden shields tapes, from their grasp exempt.

US Justice moves to reclass marijuana,
Less dangerous now, like a dip in a sauna

Experts declare reefs bleached near record high,
Ocean heat, a cause they can\u2019t deny.

EU to Meta probes anew,
For addictive algorithms, harm to children doth be true.<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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