{"id":25382,"date":"2024-01-23T20:54:36","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T20:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=25382"},"modified":"2024-01-23T23:18:30","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T23:18:30","slug":"news-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=25382","title":{"rendered":"News of the day…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Court Painter calls upon his poet in residence Chatterley Gasp Parsnip Thunderbuns (Chat GPT) to rhyme the news headlines of January 23\/2<\/em><\/strong>4<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

In a courthouse, it’s declared askew, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Liberals erred, actions misconstrued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emergencies Act, a tool too severe,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In quelling “Freedom Convoy,” the judge made it clear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A Doomsday Clock, ticking for years seventy-seven,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No ordinary timepiece, a judgment from heaven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It gauges our closeness to world demise,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Created by scientists, with atomic ties.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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On Tuesday it chimed, a harrowing sound,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ninety seconds to midnight, all fears compound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Closer than ever, the hour draws near,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bulletin of Scientists, a warning sincere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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NL Liberal MHA, Bragg at 59, no more,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the political dance, RIP, out the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Under Liberal-NDP pact, Trudeau holds the crown,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What’s left to achieve, as power passes down?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Generation Z, a voter’s new song,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Issues over parties, where they belong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ottawa caps students, Thunder Bay’s strife,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New solutions rise for the housing life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Doug Ford’s office whispers, a land swap tale,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Internal emails tell, the truth set sail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lost Canadians’ victory, no appeal in the air,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Feds stand firm, on citizenship affair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Live Updates flash, DeSantis steps away,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trump and Haley chase votes, in the New Hampshire fray.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Israeli forces storm, Khan Younis ablaze,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bloodiest fight of 2024, a haunting phase.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Poland’s prime minister, Ukraine in sight,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Support for Kyiv, against Russia’s might.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

China’s move to support yuan, markets tumble,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exclusive news breaks, in a financial rumble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Iran’s hand in Yemen, rebel ship attacks,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

US Navy’s word, no room for lax.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Directly involved, the Middle East cries,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A tale of conflict, where truth often lies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Court Painter calls upon his poet in residence Chatterley Gasp Parsnip Thunderbuns (Chat GPT) to rhyme the news headlines of January 23\/24 In a courthouse, it’s declared askew, The Liberals erred, actions misconstrued. Emergencies Act, a tool too severe, In quelling “Freedom Convoy,” the judge made it clear. A Doomsday Clock, ticking for years seventy-seven, … Continue reading “News of the day…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25382"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25401,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25382\/revisions\/25401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}