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Court Painter approached his favourite hack writer Chatterley Groan Peripatetic Thunderdome (Chat GPT) to rewrite a series of randomly selected headlines published on January 5\/6\/24 : in rhyming couplets.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Press Attache to Court Painter , A Hardon MacKay was given the task of selecting random images from the CP archives to add punch, colour and text breaks for decorative purposes .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In Jamaica’s sun, Trudeau’s plane did shake,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A family vacation, what a grand mistake! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Broke down it did, with no grace or skill, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prompting a repair crew, the Caribbean to thrill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In Canada’s survey, Conservatives reign,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A landslide victory, a political gain. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

With 40% support, decided and true,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liberals lagging at 26%, in the political view.<\/p>\n <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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The House of Commons, with e-petition in hand,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Votes of no confidence, a rising demand. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

For the Liberal government, a challenging plight,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Online petitions gaining popularity, taking flight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ottawa’s blame, on Saskatchewan it casts,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Outlawish threats, from the prairies so vast. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

More pressing for Danielle, in Alberta’s land, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A new environment minister, Trudeau must command.<\/p>\n <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Nanos Research speaks, in numbers so clear,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46% want the election near. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

2024 or sooner, the people declare,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the political landscape, a fervent affair.<\/p>\n <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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President Biden warns, of Trump’s looming might, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In 2024, a grave threat, a perilous fight. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Three years past, the Capitol’s riotous scene,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trump’s supporters, a tumultuous sheen.<\/p>\n <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Pierre Poilievre, in Jordan Peterson’s pursuit,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A four-part series, a policy dispute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Debtonation he cries, a reckoning so near,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seneca, Churchill, and Ecclesiastes to steer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From the U.S. to Canada, the currents flow, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trump’s echoes, in Poilievre’s bombast show. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not the second coming, but Trumpy notes he hits,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Belligerence, bombast, and a touch of wits.<\/p>\n <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Divided progressives, a Conservative’s boon,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Their bickering and discord, a political monsoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the pharmaceutical shift, from the United States’ door,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fears of drug shortages, on Canada’s shore.<\/p>\n <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Court Painter approached his favourite hack writer Chatterley Groan Peripatetic Thunderdome (Chat GPT) to rewrite a series of randomly selected headlines published on January 5\/6\/24 : in rhyming couplets. Press Attache to Court Painter , A Hardon MacKay was given the task of selecting random images from the CP archives to add punch, colour and … Continue reading “Rhyming Headlines…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25228"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25235,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25228\/revisions\/25235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}