{"id":25006,"date":"2023-12-07T00:09:49","date_gmt":"2023-12-07T00:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=25006"},"modified":"2023-12-07T00:22:20","modified_gmt":"2023-12-07T00:22:20","slug":"post-modern-rhyme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/?p=25006","title":{"rendered":"post modern rhyme…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Court Painter once again calls upon his contract hack scribe ,Chatterley Gorgonzola Pernicious Thunderclap <\/em>(ChatGPT) to rewrite in the style of post modern rhymes, a selection of December 6\/23 headlines that appeared in National Newswatch. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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(Factoid: It should be noted that ,Chatterley Gorgonzola Pernicious Thunderclap<\/em> is a ceraunophile<\/strong> and as such is a person who loves lightning and thunder.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For your visual pleasure a selection of images of Court Painter at work are provided since he couldn’t come up with paintings that match the aesthetic challenge of post modern rhyme or postmodern rhymes for that matter!.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In the political maze, Poilievre plays,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tactician’s dance, MPs’ dreams in a haze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gould warns of consequences, a cosmic alarm,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Canadians caught in a House-tactic charm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fergus, a ghost in the Speaker’s chair,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

History’s canvas, a fleeting affair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ottawa unveils cap-and-trade, a paradox to explore,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emissions reduced, an oil and gas folklore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Inflation looms, a spectral force,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Interest rates bow, altering the course.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The woods are dark, doubts linger still,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A post-modern tale, uncertainty’s thrill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cyber spies whisper, AI’s secret code,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Influence campaigns in the federal abode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierre’s housing video, a surrealist twist,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seizing debate, a narrative tryst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trudeau seeks Trump, an unlikely alliance,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Political labyrinth, a surreal reliance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Diversity’s strength, silenced news cries,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A post-modern question, truth in disguise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poilievre’s video, a noir’s delight,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dime-store analysis, housing in the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fran\u00e7ois Legault, a descent in the mist,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The end or the beginning, a post-modern twist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alberta, a fossil on the global stage,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Climate summit theatrics, a post-modern rage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kissinger’s warning, a time-traveling tune,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Serious leadership lost in the post-modern monsoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poilievre scores in the Liberals’ empty net,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Post-modern politics, a narrative set.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spies with a license, breaking the law,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A memo’s revelation, a post-modern flaw.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Court Painter once again calls upon his contract hack scribe ,Chatterley Gorgonzola Pernicious Thunderclap (ChatGPT) to rewrite in the style of post modern rhymes, a selection of December 6\/23 headlines that appeared in National Newswatch. (Factoid: It should be noted that ,Chatterley Gorgonzola Pernicious Thunderclap is a ceraunophile and as such is a person who loves … Continue reading “post modern rhyme…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-images","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25006"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25025,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25006\/revisions\/25025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allanhardingmackay.ca\/courtpainter\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}