Court Painter has undertaken a law suit against Crystal Ball Futures Inc.
Seems Court Painter was assured that the paintings he created of future events with the aid of the Crystal Ball Futures product would hold up to any present tense scrutiny. Current events proved this is not the case and Court Painter has been forced to dump on the market a series of images at a much reduced price over the premium commission fees he normally charges.
“We only undertook the use of the crystal ball to aid in building up inventory for what is predicted to be a huge rush at Christmas.” said Press Attache A Hardon MacKay in an emotional press briefing.
He went on to say that after this ill fated venture into the future, Court Painter would return to his traditional real time method of capturing the likeness and setting of his sitter in the ever present.
Court Painter is suing for the tarnishing of his brand, emotional strife and loss of one other thing to be determined at a future date!
The bargain basement priced series is being marketed as Don’t Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch and will hit the market before Easter.
Note: To rub salt in the wound,Crystal Ball Futures Inc. had insisted on a product placement in every painting.