Portrait of Dr.Hannibal Lector by Court Painter commissioned by The Donald
Actual Excerpt from Donald J Trump speech:
“You know, when I say insane asylums, and then I say Dr. Hannibal Lector. Does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, “Oh, he brings up these names.” And of, well, that’s genius, right? Dr. Hannibal Lector. There’s nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory. But they always hit me. I don’t bring it up too much, because they have to take such a—“he brought up Hannibal Lector, what does that have to do with this? What does it—” It has everything to do with it, right? He was, that’s who we’re allowing into our country. And we don’t want to allow that into our country. So I’ve done something for you that I haven’t done in 20 speeches. I’ve brought up Dr. Hannibal Lector. And we’re allowing him in. You watch, these fake people will say, “Again he brought up Hannibal Lector. Has absolutely nothing to do.” You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It’s genius. You bring up Hannibal Lector. You mention insane asylum, Hannibal Lector, you go, oh. Now, there’ll be a time in life when the weave won’t finish properly at the bottom. And then we can talk. But right now it’s pure genius, hey. I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father’s brother. Forty-one years at MIT, longest-serving professor. So many degrees he didn’t know what the hell to do with them all. And the most complicated—I understand a lot of this stuff. You know, I believe in that. I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not going to produce a bad golfer. Right? You know, that’s the way it works. Uh, it’s just one of those things. It’s in the family, and it’s—whatever. But we have to save this country. We’d better save this country.”
Court Painter with portrait of Dr.Hannibal Lector
Lady Rosanne poses with another portait of Dr.Hannibal Lector comissioned by The Donald
Chatteley Gonads Persnipity Thunderbuns (ChatGPT),resident Court Painter studio scribe and aspiring speech writer, insisted on rewriting The Donald’s speech as a sort of biblical tale.As usual AHM had to step in as editor to clean up the final result.
And it came to pass, in the land of the coarse,
When I the muse ,lifted my voice slightly hoarse,
Behold! I cried, insane asylums do I name,
And lo, the dread visage of Dr, Hannibal Lector, a fiend of great shame!
Who amongst you knows this name of fearsome might?
They questioned in confusion, their hearts filled with fright.
Yet verily, I say, is it my denseness profound,
To speak of such darkness, where shadows abound?
For who is more fearsome than he, this wretched soul,
From the tales of silent lambs he hath taken his toll.
Who else could recall such villainy’s guise?
From memory unfathomable, I share this surprise.
Yet oft do you rise, bewildered and sore,
What hath he to do with our troubles and more?
Nay, dear brethren, I declare, it is woven in fate,
For into our menus, we must not let him infiltrate.
Thus, I proclaim, in these discourses unmeasured,
I have summoned the name of Hannibal Lector, a tale darkly treasured.
Mark how the fickle will scoff and deride,
Yet again he invokes that culinary madman, they chide.
But hark, how I weave with a cunning hand,
For Hannibal Lector’s name carries my truth that must stand.
There shall come a day when my tapestry frays,
And then shall I smoulder in the ash as I lay.
Now is the season for derangement to reign,
I ponder my uncle, a sage with much gain.
Forty-one years at MIT, his wisdom did flow,
Alas,my knowledge so vacuous, it doth not glow.
In the depths of his learning, great mysteries lay,
Like a golfer of skill, in my lineage I’d say.
For what is bred in my bone cannot be feigned,
Together at my rallys, my strength shall be gained.
So heed well my babble, let my avarice ascend,
To save my lard ass, you must vote and defend!
A few more images…why not!?
