Sovereignty infestation…

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith‘s signature legislation would grant her cabinet new powers to bypass the legislative assembly and unilaterally amend provincial laws.

Premier Rat-ette Smith clutches the new official rodent of Alberta.

Is Alberta a Rat free province?

Albertans have enjoyed living without the menace of rats since 1950 when the Rat Control Program was established. Alberta’s Rat-free status means there is no resident population of rats and they are not allowed to establish themselves.

Not anymore you animal lovers! The governing UCP just turfed that law under their new powers!

Seems the Rats have taken over the ship of state on November 29/22 as an United Conservative Party infestation appeared in the Alberta Legislature, led by Premier Rat-ette Danielle Smith.

Court Painter seen with latest official Alberta themed portrait.

Don’t believe me? Look it up!

How to get rid of rats?

The bad news is that getting rid of Rats isn’t easy: they’re a notoriously destructive and stubborn breed, and require patience and determination to eradicate unless they resign…

Breaking News: Jason Kenney has resigned as Member of the Legislative Assembly for Calgary-Lougheed. and was quoted by an anonymous source as saying “this Rat-ass is leaving as this ship of state is sinking.”

·Jason Kenney’s stand up routine includes Ratfucker jokes!