Ontario Premier Ford declares Ottawa, Windsor as expunged…

Emergencies Act inquiry a federal matter, not a provincial one, Doug Ford says

Ontario Premier Doug Ford defended his decision against testifying at the public inquiry into the federal government’s use of the Emergencies Act in the provincial legislature Tuesday, saying the inquiry is not a provincial issue.

He expanded upon this assertion explaining that by mental powers invested in him he can expunge any cities within provincial jurisdiction and that a Premier can therefore expunge troublesome issues “even by thinking about it.” (guess who else has those powers). He forthwith expunged Ottawa and Windsor from Ontario’s responsibility retroactively effective February 1/22 ) thus freeing him from appearing at the Emergency’s Act Inquiry and dealing in matters that are not on his property and none of his concern.

Rumour is he is considering accepting them back in the fold after all that Emergency’s Act bother gets settled without his help but only if they behave themselves in future and the federal government reimburses his government big time for all the trouble.

Court Painter reminds those who have forgotten that the Ford family has a legacy…