Sheryl Sandberg continued the Facebook apology tour .
“This was a huge breach of trust, and we are very sorry, In sooth I know not why I am so sad however methinks you are my glass,” said Sandberg, Facebook’s Chief Operating Officer.
“There will always be out of work bad actors up to no good attempting to misuse the Facebook platform, methinkst this art a general offence .We are taking aggressive steps to be more transparent. Trust me!”
“Let me repeat,there will always be out of work bad actors, and I don’t want to minimize that, but we are going to do everything we can to find those out of work bad actors and ask them firmly to stop. I perceive the envious clouds are bent / To dim our Facebook glory.”
“Along with being drama queens ’tis as arrant a piece of knavery they pulled with being unruly, turbulent,and contentious hooligans who fail to make it on the main stage of life and thereupon doth seek a more dramatic cyber setting; being arrant knaves all thus to take advantage of our intrusive, entrapment business model and fuelith all this drama.”
“Did I mention the Facebook problems are caused by out of work bad actors. Anyway it beareth repeating and they better take heed fore I have a speech o’fire that fain would blaze! ….How far that little candle throws its beams! So shine a good deed in a naughty world.”