The closed Court Painter studio in Inglewood, Alberta
Court Painter fans were in a flutter Monday after the Court Painter outlet Alberta and St Pierre & Miquelon were forced to close because of a shortage of ideas.
A Hardon MacKay the studio Press Attache and apologist , blamed “teething problems” with the delay of the delivery of the new art algorithm generator crucial to feeding the Court Painter with fresh ideas.
The CP Studio first apologized for the problems on Saturday. In an update Monday,the ever tempermental Court Painter indicated the Inglewood studio would fully open “when he damn well pleases,” but did not say when the French studio might do likewise.
Prees Attache AHM said the studios that both studios would remain operating with shortened hours on a limited menu of minatures and fridge magnets.
“We know that this might have inconvenienced some of you over the last few days, and disappointed you when you wanted your portrait fix — we’re sorta sorry about that….this disruption in our supply chain we take very seriously ,” Court Painter explained in a serious yet strident statement.
When the Court Painter announced in October that he “promised to re-write the art rule book and set a new studio benchmark for delivering fresh portrait ideas via the algorithm generator in a sustainable way,” little did he realize that sometimes deliverology shit happens.