border skirmish…

Canuck guardians at the border

The 49th Parallel is the longest undefended border in the world. The 5,525-mile-long border between Canada-and the United States of America was the longest undefended international boundary in the world until COVID 19 arrived. A public pandemic revealed the cultural differences between proper defences needed to maintain health for the population north of the 49th and the porous sense of entitlement south of the 49th that has led to a sweeping infection of it’s own population. To spite the spirit of American exceptionalism and pandemic recklessness , the latest version of gifting by the greatest democracy in the world, has to be turned aside by sound science and vigilant Canuck border guards.

Generations of Canadians have carried subliminal and visceral fears of American influence while happily absorbing the onslaught and infiltration of cultural and mercenary methods of the American way…not anymore… viral carpet bombing north of the 49th is the pandemic line that must not be crossed.

The longest undefended southern border of the Great Dominion must now be defended against the potential onslaught of the carpet bombing viral hosts of the irrational…with vigilance and masks!

Editors note: the writer of the text suffered a hyperbolic fit but we can allow that just this once!

Guardians of the Great Dominion at the border