Advice…

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in preparing to testify before the House of Commons Finance Committee as part of its ongoing study into the WE Charity student grant scandal, has sought counsel from the Great Dominion’s most skilled fortune tellers to provide advice that he hopes will outperform the advice he has received to date.

“We want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth,” said the unoriginal wordsmith Conservative MP and finance critic Pierre Poilievre, who was successful late Wednesday in passing a motion requesting Trudeau testify for three hours.